I damn near forgot it’s nearly April Fool’s Day!
I’ve not much time left to change my friend’s name by online deed poll without his consent. I can’t think of a good name, though. If it was something like ‘Megatron’ he’d be well chuffed.
I was thinking more ‘Haywood Jablome’, ‘Joe Bejabber’ (one for the Scots there), or something similar. Any ideas?
And here’s something from the Deed Poll website, with regard to those gift packages that lets you become a Scottish laird or whatever:
Please note, if you have purchased a title purporting to allow you to use a title such as Sir, Lord, Laird or Lady, we will not recognise such a title because you cannot purchase a genuine British title.
