I need a new anus. This one has a hole in it.
I wondered if they noticed there was nothing particularly wrong with the one they were working on?
It doesnt say what happened to the woman who has the leaky bum - did she find someone to fix it in the end? I think that’s a worse problem than a busted leg.
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23401962-5012895,00.html
A GERMAN pensioner is taking a hospital to court after she turned up for a leg operation - and got a new anus instead.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital - although she still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
