An American border patrol catches an illegal alien between Texas and Mexico.
“Sorry,“ says the patrol officer, “you’ve got to go back.“
The Mexican pleads, “Senor, I must stay in de U.S.A.!“
The officer makes a deal. “If you can use green, pink and yellow in one sentence, you can stay.“
The Mexican thinks hard. Then his eyes light up.
“Ok, de phone… it goes green, green, green. I pink it up and sez ‘Yellow?‘“
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