This latest MLM “miracle” launches November 12th 2007

According to the “blurb” all our health concerns are over.

Just take 6 pills a day, with an extra 3 added for the first week, and we’ll be fit and healthy in no time.

Steve Smith, having successfully sued LifeWave (settled out of court) has started his own company and would like us all to join in the money making mahem.

“We are looking for key leaders that are interested in top positions in our Binary sales team!! “

“LifesMiracle is launching in the USA, with plans to aggressively work on opening up other countries to become a huge global opportunity for everyone!!“

WOW, how could we resist signing up?

“A breakthrough in biochemistry, LifesMiracle™ recognizes the essential fact of all creation that our bodies are magnificently orchestrated “electrical machines.“ “

“Then LifesMiracle Supplement is processed with proprietary electro-magnetic frequencies which supercharge [Potentiate] the formula so it resonates with the cell’s natural energies for the highest state of nutritional delivery to the body. “

Any of this sounding familiar?

“LifesMiracle was created by a team of world-renowned health scientists and researchers to bring together in one capsule, the entirety of health creating and disease fighting abilities found in Nature.“

“Just one capsule contains the full universe of healing energy.“

You only need to take 6 a day plus 3 a day extra to get started!

That’s a whopping 9 Universes of healing energy!

What better way to learn about this “miracle” than the event that started it all…THE BIG BANG!

http://www.lifesmiracle.com/

Oh drat…too late!

Peter Kulish is mentioned by this miracle company.

http://users.penn.com/~tomwflye/magstory.htm

Ah yes, the magic of magnets.

It’s slowly becoming clear.

http://www.magnetfoundation.org/

http://home.earthlink.net/~rivedu/14tesla.html

“Peter Kulish and a few other presenters developed new uses for magnetism. Most of these were claimed to increase gas mileage or assist in water purification.“

Well, that should come in handy!

http://www.world-wire.com/news/1215040001.html

Mind you, it might not be all it’s cracked up to be:

http://www.chem1.com/CQ/magscams.html

Oh dear…what about the new “Lifesmiracle” company opening November 12th 2007 with Peter Kulish on board.

Magnetized capsules.

That’s genuine isn’t it?

I like the mention of the ‘Binary sales team’... Without checking the particulars, I’m guessing this means you ‘only’ need to recruit two people..

Robin Bobcat - 06 November 2007 12:08 AM

I like the mention of the ‘Binary sales team’... Without checking the particulars, I’m guessing this means you ‘only’ need to recruit two people..

I think it means that you recruit 1 and they recruit 1, etc etc.  Then again I could be completely off base. 

For those readers who believe in fake science, here is the payout plan.

http://lifes-miracle-usa.com/

Simple eh?

Don’t you just love MLM!

Enjoy
Dave

Any job offer that offers $25,000 your first week has got to be legit!  Right?

Hey, Bebelicious!  I have this big pile of gold that I left accidentally just sitting around in this place called Fort Knox in Kentucky. . .I’ll pay you $25,000 a week if you can move it all over here.

YOUR OPTIMUM HEALTH

  Your health is a direct reflection of all the choices you make each day. The more positive health promoting choices you make, the healthier you will be. It’s as simple as that.

At the core of your health is how healthy you keep every cell in your entire body. Our bodies are made up of between fifty and one-hundred trillion cells. All of your cells need nutrients (vitamins, minerals, herbs, etc.) delivered on a regular basis to continue to replicate healthy cells and ultimately a healthy body and mind.

There are two important elements that you need to know about your health. Your health deteriorates and becomes worse because 1) over time your cells don’t get the needed nutrients and they become deficient and 2) your cells accumulate toxins that cause them to break down. If enough cells break-down in a certain area of your body, then doctors can usually make a diagnosis of a particular symptom. That is a simple explanation of what disease is and how it happens. The key to gain back or maintain our good health is to maximize healthy choices and minimize poor choices.

It is our intention to provide you with those amazing health choices that will make an enormous difference in the quality of your health. Our first product will take you a long way towards improving your health immediately and long into the future, in fact one of the main benefits is Anti-Aging.

LifesMiracle has created a product for you that delivers the most comprehensive amount of nutrients that we believe provides you with the most amazing benefits and results. There are nutrients in LifesMiracle that work on both sides of the equation mentioned above. You’ll get detoxifying nutrients to get the toxins out of the body and needed nutrients to alleviate nutrient deficiency and provide you with greater health overall. We highly recommend you read the formulation page and then the benefits page to see all of the amazing ingredients and also the results you may receive.

Miracle - 07 November 2007 05:52 AM

All of your cells need nutrients (vitamins, minerals, herbs, etc.) delivered on a regular basis to continue to replicate healthy cells and ultimately a healthy body and mind.

Herbs?  If you have parsley circulating through your blood stream, I don’t think that counts as healthy. . .

There are two important elements that you need to know about your health. Your health deteriorates and becomes worse because 1) over time your cells don’t get the needed nutrients and they become deficient and 2) your cells accumulate toxins that cause them to break down.

3)  Mechanical damage to the cells.
4)  Lymphocytes go wild and eat your cells.
5)  Viruses, viroids, prions or whatever take over your cells
6)  Other causes

If enough cells break-down in a certain area of your body, then doctors can usually make a diagnosis of a particular symptom. That is a simple explanation of what disease is and how it happens.

That is a very simple (or simplistic) semi-explaination of a few ailments.

The key to gain back or maintain our good health is to maximize healthy choices and minimize poor choices.

Although whatever choices you make, you’re still going to be exposed to all sorts of health hazards.  You can’t get away from them.

LifesMiracle has created a product for you that delivers the most comprehensive amount of nutrients that we believe provides you with the most amazing benefits and results. There are nutrients in LifesMiracle that work on both sides of the equation mentioned above. You’ll get detoxifying nutrients to get the toxins out of the body and needed nutrients to alleviate nutrient deficiency and provide you with greater health overall. We highly recommend you read the formulation page and then the benefits page to see all of the amazing ingredients and also the results you may receive.

You can get all those nutrients from just eating right, too.  And unless this amazing product can somehow contain at least fifty trillion independently-programmed packets of all these nutrients and delivers one of these to each and every cell, it’s going to have to go through the exact same system of delivering the nutrients to the cells as your body already uses.  So it’s simpler and cheaper to just eat right, rather than messing around with something like LifesMiracle.

Miracle, I have my eye on you. If you wish to take part in debate, feel free. It’s not a debate without two sides.
If, however, you wish to sell your product to the people on this forum, you will be removed.
-Curator

During my 23 years in marketing I don´t know how many people that just “fire their gun away”
and say negative things about very possitive things.

Here´s some more information about the product.

A breakthrough in biochemistry, LifesMiracle™ recognizes the essential fact of all creation that our bodies are magnificently orchestrated “electrical machines.“ The core of LifesMiracle formula uses electrically-charged ionic mineral compounds that activate all life processes including those essential to limitless physical well being. Then essence-of-life elements are added to surround these life-force minerals to complete the most advanced supplement designed for humankind.
Then LifesMiracle Supplement is processed with proprietary electro-magnetic frequencies which supercharge [Potentiate] the formula so it resonates with the cell’s natural energies for the highest state of nutritional delivery to the body. We have named it LifesMiracle™ in recognition of the source of its genius and of its impact upon the functioning of our bodies.
LifesMiracle was created by a team of world-renowned health scientists and researchers to bring together in one capsule, the entirety of health creating and disease fighting abilities found in Nature. Just one capsule contains the full universe of healing energy. Created with supreme intention and offered as a gift to all mankind with gratitude and love.
The four main benefits are anti-aging, brain-enhancement (better focus, concentration), increased energy and stronger bones. On top of these four, the list goes on and on with anti-inflammatory, anti-infective properties, anti-senility, anti-heart-attack, increased immune function (preventing infections), pain reduction and improved thyroid function to name a few.  Some of the last several benefits are increasing male potency, lowering cholesterol, diabetes support and increased performance in sports.

Thanks

Life is a Miracle !

Eric Mortensen