Whoa Acci, quite the little one you had there. My nephew came out at 8lbs and change (I didn’t count the change, they gave it to the doctor as a tip I think) from my brother’s less than 100 pound wife, and I thought that was pushing it…And apparently that sort of size didn’t come from her side of the family (they actually tended to be smaller than usual), so it likely is a trait from my genetics. So all you womenfolk here who are constantly begging to bear my children had better keep that in mind. Especially if I decide to go all Russian and have 60+ kids.
*Feels the breeze as the entirety of femalekind rushes to whatever part of the country Acci is NOT in...*
