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Snowy

Posted: 14 September 2005 05:24 PM

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Chuck - 12 September 2005 10:42 AM
to be fair Maegan, I used to know a girl who would put her legs behind her head and flex causing her to quife, she thought it quite hilarious and would perform this stunt often.

“causing her to quife” ????? what on earth do you mean????

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Winona

Posted: 14 September 2005 08:44 PM

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Snowy,. quiff is… um sorry to be crude, but it’s a pussy fart.

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Nettie

Posted: 15 September 2005 04:08 AM

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One of the housemates on our last Big Brother could do that. She quite enjoyed demonstrating it for the whole country…

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thunder

Posted: 15 September 2005 07:57 AM

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On our last BB, there was a certain ‘lady’ who enjoyed (to use the proper word) masturbating on the lawn of the garden with a wine bottle while a couple of the others watched her. great.

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Posted: 15 September 2005 07:59 AM

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thunderstruck - 15 September 2005 07:57 AM
On our last BB, there was a certain ‘lady’ who enjoyed (to use the proper word) masturbating on the lawn of the garden with a wine bottle while a couple of the others watched her. great.

Aren’t you proud of our country, thunder?

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thunder

Posted: 15 September 2005 08:00 AM

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hmm… proud of my country, just not of certain citizens…

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