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Posted: 13 September 2005 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Teal Minton.
An acknowledgement in the book ‘The Lovely Bones’.
Rusty Cundieff.
Credits in the film ‘Sprung’.

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 01:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Flimflam Flabergaster.

Sneezix Crud.

Perriwinkle Pettigrew.

I am allowed to make names up, aren’t I?

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What’s an Eng & why does it have it’s own land?

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Posted: 13 September 2005 01:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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*ahem*
Non-fictional?

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 03:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm

Molecules with Silly
or Unusual Names

Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is a testament to that. Here we’ll show you some real molecules that have unusual, ridiculous or downright silly names.


My favorite is Fucitol.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 03:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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And from a listing on snopes:

Ima Hogg: Ima Hogg was real, but not her rumored sister, Ura. Ima (b. 1882 d. 1975) was the daughter of James Steven Hogg, Governor of Texas.

Shanda Lear: Daughter of Bill and Moya Lear (of Lear Jet fame).

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Posted: 13 September 2005 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Today I met a Muhammed Rosenberg.

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“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.“

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Posted: 13 September 2005 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Also from snopes:

Claim:  Crude ‘funny name’ appears on Hurricane Katrina survivor list.

Status:  True.

Origins:  Two of the oldest and crudest ‘funny name’ gags are to call switchboard operators and ask them to page a “Mike Hunt,“ and to give out one’s name to the media as some variant of “Heywood Jablome.“ (A previous instance of the latter is covered in our “media goofs” 
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Humor never completely disappears, even in the wake of disaster, as evidenced by a reappearance of Mr. Jablome shortly after Hurricane Katrina. Up until mid-day on 2 September 2005, the first entry on a “Hurricane Katrina Safe List” posted by CNN.com was one “Ablohmie, Hayward J.“ of New Orleans, Louisiana. Anxious relatives of Mr. Hayward J. Ablohmie were undoubtedly relieved to know that, according to CNN, he had been “evacuated to Baton Rouge.“

We don’t know whether some prankster actually represented himself as “Hayward J. Ablohmie” or whether someone connected with CNN jokingly added the name to the list before it was posted, but Mr. Ablohmie was removed from an updated version.

Last updated:  2 September 2005

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Posted: 13 September 2005 04:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Not so much funny names, but gave me a bit of a giggle at the pun…I was doing a bit of filing this morning, and had a look at the names I had left to file (please imagine a really bad Elmer Fudd accent):  Wearne, Wong & Wright.

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Posted: 14 September 2005 01:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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We’ve got a customer here who’s name is (youre not going to believe this, but I can provide evidence) called Mr Unt. First name Uric.


Uric Unt! Ha ha!

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Posted: 14 September 2005 02:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Our former prime-minister was named Kok - pronounced the same as Cock. In Dutch it means ‘cook’ by the way, but in an international setting, its an awkward name for a countries prime-minister….

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Posted: 16 September 2005 07:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Lance Armstrong has been criticizing the Cheif of WADA….his name is Dick Pound..

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