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Posted: 13 September 2005 04:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Chuck - 13 September 2005 04:29 AM

hey, at least it’s not one of those gay ass frenchy circus’ wink

In some ways, that’s a very stereotypical American thing to say…
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Posted: 13 September 2005 04:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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hey boo, that french military victories thing…figured i could let you in on the joke here rather then in the thread so its doesnt ruin it for other people

when you type that and hit the lucky button the document returned states

“No Documents Matching Your Query Found…Did You Mean French Military Defeats”

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 04:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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LOL
Thanks, Chuck!
How’re you today, anyway?

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“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 04:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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i am good boo, trying to acclimate to new hours and new responsibilities…cuts into my MoH time :(

how are you doing today? better?

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 04:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Well, the mouse is indignant, and i am concerned…

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Posted: 13 September 2005 05:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Yes thanks, feeling much better today.
Matt? Why are you concerned?

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
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“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 05:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Chuck - 13 September 2005 04:57 AM

i am good boo, trying to acclimate to new hours and new responsibilities…cuts into my MoH time :(

Bastards!

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 05:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Pet mouse, or the mouse for your computer? (!)

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Posted: 13 September 2005 05:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Well… the mouse is running around going “Wheres my poo?“ and “Wheres my wee?“ and also, hence the concern, “Wheres my fleas?“...

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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 05:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Fleas?

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
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“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 05:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Mmmmm macaroni cheese and tea.
If I only had flapjack for dessert, it’d be the perfect meal.
Hey, wait! I do have flapjack for dessert! Huzzah!

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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