Greedo did not shoot first.  Han did.  And should have.  I don’t blame him.  A real bounty hunter wouldn’t have missed from that close (unless he got shot first).

It’s a travesty that George changed that in subsequent versions.

And if anyone ever needs a gift idea for me, Han Shot First.

(There you go, Smerk.)

And Jabba was a fat guy wearin’ furs!!!

Not to mention Darth Vader being a bald, elderly guy!

Maybe Greedo shot first, but just had a slower gun. 

  You’re evil, Tah.