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Han Shot First!

Tah

Posted: 14 June 2007 04:25 PM

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Greedo did not shoot first. Han did. And should have. I don’t blame him. A real bounty hunter wouldn’t have missed from that close (unless he got shot first).

It’s a travesty that George changed that in subsequent versions.

And if anyone ever needs a gift idea for me, Han Shot First.

(There you go, Smerk.)

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Charybdis

Posted: 15 June 2007 08:45 AM

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And Jabba was a fat guy wearin’ furs!!!

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Rik the Viking

Posted: 15 June 2007 08:52 AM

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Not to mention Darth Vader being a bald, elderly guy!

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Posted: 15 June 2007 08:50 PM

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Maybe Greedo shot first, but just had a slower gun.

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Smerk

Posted: 15 June 2007 09:29 PM

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You’re evil, Tah.

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