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13 Real Heists from Around the World
 
Beasjt
Posted: 09 June 2007 09:52 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A kind of a Ocean 13 tribute: 13 heists around the world

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gray
Posted: 09 June 2007 07:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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i didn’t see any mention of that bike I ripped off when I was 8 years old.  I was sure that was the best heist ever.

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Tah
Posted: 09 June 2007 11:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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gray - 09 June 2007 07:33 PM

i didn’t see any mention of that bike I ripped off when I was 8 years old.  I was sure that was the best heist ever.

Comedian Emo Phillips (probably not an exact quote, but close enough):

“When I was eight years old I prayed and prayed to God to give me a bike.  One day I realized that God doesn’t work that way.  So I stole one and asked forgiveness.“

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gray
Posted: 10 June 2007 07:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I must be psychic.  Who is Emo Phillips??

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Dan Jr.
Posted: 10 June 2007 07:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Tah - 09 June 2007 11:07 PM
gray - 09 June 2007 07:33 PM

i didn’t see any mention of that bike I ripped off when I was 8 years old.  I was sure that was the best heist ever.

Comedian Emo Phillips (probably not an exact quote, but close enough):

“When I was eight years old I prayed and prayed to God to give me a bike.  One day I realized that God doesn’t work that way.  So I stole one and asked forgiveness.“


That is hilarious!

Dan, musing on his personal quest for riches
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Tah
Posted: 10 June 2007 07:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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gray - 10 June 2007 07:11 PM

I must be psychic.  Who is Emo Phillips??

Emo Phillips

Though the pictures there don’t really show what he looks like.

In fact, here’s his website.  And if you go to ‘Video’ and scroll down, on the right-hand side is the ‘Religion’ video with the above joke in it.  In the video he says “when I was a little boy” instead of specifying an age. wink

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