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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:23 AM
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My wife’s kitten was a runt and a bit sickly at first, so she would smuggle it into work with her by sticking it down the front of her shirt. She had to be careful, though, because people would wonder why my wife was walking around purring. . .
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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:24 AM
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Maeg, banana peel? Sounds… odd.
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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:25 AM
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Paracetamol? Isn’t that like super-powered aspirin?
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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:26 AM
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Acci: HA! Cute!
Boo: Yeah, something to do with putting the peel on your forehead and behind your neck.
BRB.
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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:27 AM
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Ummm, I don’t know, Acci.
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“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“
“He who hesitates is sporked.“
“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:27 AM
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Do you like it when your wife purrs Acci?
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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:28 AM
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Yes Acci, paracetamol is like super asprin but it’s not a blood thinner like asprin
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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:28 AM
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Apparently it was very relaxing, Nettie. She had to tell people that it was breathing problems, though.
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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:29 AM
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I’m supposed to take aspirin when I get a migraine to make sure it doesn’t turn into a stroke, but I have none with me, and nobody else in the building has any.
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“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“
“He who hesitates is sporked.“
“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:30 AM
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Yeah, actual aspirin is rather rare these days.
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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:30 AM
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Do i need to get you some?
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