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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Hrm. . .root beer and gingerbread are an odd combination.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Mmm, what are you cooking, Nettie?  Are you making enough for all of us?

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Owwy owwy oww oww.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Ya know what I was thinking I could do, Acci?  I could say that it’s my child (only no one knew I was pregnant until I gave birth!)...and that since I’m breastfeeding it can come to work with me.  ONly…..“baby” would always be swaddled…and in a cage under my desk.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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First Aid emergency!!

What’s happened, Boo?

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Is it the same owieness, Boo, or is it knew owies?

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Hey Maeg.
Migraine.
Ugh.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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I’m making chicken stirfry Acci but it might be cold by the time you got here.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Same ows.
I got some paracetamol, though.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Oh…the only cure I know for a migraine has something to do with a banana peel.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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kiss
Does that make it any better Boo?

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