Video / Cow UFO Abduction?
Posted: 15 January 2007 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]
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What is your take on this Video / Cow UFO Abduction?

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Posted: 15 January 2007 03:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Fetchez la vache!

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Posted: 15 January 2007 03:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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The cow looks like it’s a two-dimensional thing (a cardboard cut out).

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Posted: 15 January 2007 03:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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From the text posted under the video:

Video Expert, Glenn McCarthy, from the Video Transfer Center in Portland writes, “It is clear that the interlacing frames of the video show a variance in hue on and behind the cow clearly showing that the cow was moved from its original video.“ He continues, stating it is a, “nice try but an obvious fraud.“

While the video’s authenticity is presumed fake, the source & thus the credibility remains unknown. For now, it’s safe to say that pigs don’t fly. And neither do cows.

I voted under the text in the poll about whether it is fake or not.  I find it interesting that the results are 100% of the people taking the poll think the video is fake.

I was the second person to vote in the poll.

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Posted: 15 January 2007 04:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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It just makes me think of Monty Python, and I can’t get past that !!!!!!!

Just goes to show you how far some people will go for a good fresh cheeseburger!!!

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Posted: 15 January 2007 11:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I would have thought that a cow suddenly lifted off its 4 legs would have a screamoooing thrashing fit enough to scare off the other cows. Abductee’s friends didn’t even look up to say goodbye.

All the same, I’d better don my tinfoil suit now.

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Posted: 16 January 2007 03:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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kewster - 15 January 2007 11:04 PM

I would have thought that a cow suddenly lifted off its 4 legs would have a screamoooing thrashing fit enough to scare off the other cows. Abductee’s friends didn’t even look up to say goodbye.

Remember, though, these are cows we’re talking about. . .

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Posted: 16 January 2007 03:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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See what happens if you’re herbivorous?! Now eat some mind-control drug/satanic-ritual infected meat before the reptoid elite that form the inner brotherhood of the Illuminati lose all patience and abduct you too!

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Posted: 17 January 2007 01:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Accipiter - 16 January 2007 03:32 AM
kewster - 15 January 2007 11:04 PM

I would have thought that a cow suddenly lifted off its 4 legs would have a screamoooing thrashing fit enough to scare off the other cows. Abductee’s friends didn’t even look up to say goodbye.

Remember, though, these are cows we’re talking about. . .

Ah, but did you know that a butcher friend of mine (OK, parent’s butcher friend) said that pigs don’t know they’re being herded to be slaughtered, but cows do? Some apparently do cry. Or so says butcher-person. Almost makes me want to go off beef.

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