Hoax Forum | If you could substitute your legs, for those of any other organism, what would be your choice...?

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Preferred legs?
Kangaroo	3
Flea	2
Cricket/Grasshopper	2
Llama	1
Horse	6
Spider	4
Cheetah	7
Legless Lizard	1
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If you could substitute your legs, for those of any other organism, what would be your choice…?

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Posted: 03 August 2005 04:37 AM

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I’d have the legs of a Kangeroo, what about you?

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Posted: 03 August 2005 05:11 AM

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Damned, everyone is saying Cheetah..

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Vince

Posted: 03 August 2005 07:28 AM

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flea baby!! cuz ill jump friggin sky scrapers

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Maegan

Posted: 03 August 2005 03:25 PM

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I said Horse…I dunno why. I don’t even really like horses, but none of the other animals apealed to me.

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Alex

Posted: 03 August 2005 06:14 PM

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I said llama for Hairy’s sake.

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Mort

Posted: 04 August 2005 12:34 AM

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I put Llama in there in case Llama dropped by, has anyone heard of him recently?

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Posted: 04 August 2005 12:35 AM

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I notice he was on earlier today. I think he only lurked in the Off Topic Chat, though.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 12:49 AM

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How about including Naomi Campbell in the list of options!

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Mort

Posted: 04 August 2005 01:55 AM

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LMOL! Good idea Dee, except then i’d have to change my vote, i’d love her legs, just not in place of mine…..(!)

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Posted: 09 August 2005 09:08 AM

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if you chose the legs of a cheetah/horse/four legged creature, would you lose your hands aswell, or turn into something that resemblesa centuar.
I dont think you could balance too well with two horse feet, but im just being picky.
I voted for kangaroo anyway, but i would love to own a hippogriff, or be one. I’m not fussy.

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Posted: 10 August 2005 01:31 AM

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Hmmm good point Thunder, My original thought was just replacing the hind legs, so yes, you’d be a centaur. By the way it’s my poll and i voted Kangaroo too.

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Posted: 10 August 2005 01:32 AM

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wicked, okay i was just being picky anyway