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11 September - Happy New Year to all the Rastafarians!
Posted: 11 September 2006 02:42 AM   [ Ignore ]
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There you go.  A nice shiny new thread.  Let’s see how long we can keep it that way!

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Posted: 11 September 2006 04:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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*sullies nice new shiny thread*

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Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon

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Posted: 11 September 2006 04:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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* stomps around thread with dirty muddy boots *

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Posted: 11 September 2006 08:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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*wonders where all the cat poop and muddy LaMa paw prints came from*

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 08:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I’ve just been avoiding the place until they clean it up.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 08:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I am hoping that foul odor is not one of Boo’s victims decomposing in some crawlspace….

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 08:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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No, I suspect it’s one of the contributors to another thread.  Somebody left the door open and the oder wafted in here.

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
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Posted: 11 September 2006 09:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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damn it’s busy downer

I got a bit fried at the beach on Saturday but I am glad I went, it was gorgeous….wish I was there right now

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 09:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Just tell them that the beach’s fire alarm installation isn’t going well and you need to head out there for the day.

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All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

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Posted: 11 September 2006 09:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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ooo, good idea…..I could say that ‘Iggy’s’ fire alarm is down and I have to make an emergency service call..


mmmm, Iggy’s….clam cakes, chowder and doughboy’s for desert   http://www.iggysdoughboys.com/


damn, now I am hungry

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Posted: 11 September 2006 09:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Damnit Chuck, I wasn’t that hungry before.  mad

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Posted: 11 September 2006 09:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Hey, guys.

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