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Nuclear War Set For 09/12/06….crap, 14 days before my b-day
Posted: 05 September 2006 01:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Oh, Boo - Love your new avatar!  Is that cyborg-alter-ego you?

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Posted: 05 September 2006 01:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Hey Stork - thanks for your kind words over the page, by the way.
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I just felt an affinity with the Borg Queen.
MoH - Resistance is Futile.
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I think I can add my bet in that the guy’s going to be back on the thirteenth, changing his story…

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Posted: 05 September 2006 01:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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I’m sorry, I forgot to carry the nine because George Bush is Satan.  That puts the new date at May 23, 2007.

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Posted: 05 September 2006 04:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Charybdis - 05 September 2006 01:40 PM

I’m sorry, I forgot to carry the nine because George Bush is Satan.  That puts the new date at May 23, 2007.

Oh thanks, that’s my birthday

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Posted: 05 September 2006 04:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Didn’t you mean the anniversary of your birthday? Otherwise, your mum’s still preggie, and it would be a miracle! First ever fetus with a laptop.  Oh, those gosh-darn semantics, blubber, blubber…

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Posted: 05 September 2006 05:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Maybe Hulitoons is just taking the whole idea of a second childhood to extremes.

Well, we’ve only got a week left of Life As We Know It.  I suppose I ought to get started on my wanton orgy of excess while there’s still time to enjoy it.

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Posted: 05 September 2006 06:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Oooo, can I join you? Don’t forget to bring the girls.  Hey, seriously, tho, does anyone here remember the movie or novel ‘On The Beach?‘ The film was shot in B&W in the early 60’s (that was the Cold War era, for you young folks), and was about a group of people who ended up in Southern Australia, as the last survivors of a thermonuclear war involving cobalt-enhanced warheads, and the radiation was going to wipe out all humanity.  The last of them end their lives on the beach.  I read the book in junior high school, but it was short, like a novella, I think.  Anyone?

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Posted: 06 September 2006 02:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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I do remember ‘On The Beach’ Stork.  I recall too that there were a lot of these same kinds of predictions rumored during the same era. 

Oh, and :
1.  I AM a miracle, I do indeed get rebirthed every year but since I’m an alien that event is more like your phoenix fire and ashes myth;
2.  Second childhood?  Not yet, I’m still in my first one

OR

Maybe none of us have been born yet?  Maybe 9/12/06 is going to be a global birthday?  And this MoH event is a mass hallucination brought about by the throes of labor and influx of birthing drugs?

Okay, I’m confused, yet again

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Posted: 06 September 2006 03:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Hmmmm, wait a moment. . .the onset of nuclear war is predicted for the 12th of September.  Alex Jones predicts terrorism leading to World War Three by the end of October.  The Chinese are constructing miniature landscapes for mysterious reasons.  Five people are injured fighting over a pigeon.  A conspiracy is attempting to suppress this website.  It’s all becoming clear now:  the pigeons are plotting to start a nuclear war and wipe us all out!!!

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Posted: 06 September 2006 04:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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So that’s what they’ve been planning!

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Posted: 06 September 2006 04:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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I told you!
I was right all along!
Ahahahahahaha!
Nice to be right, shame it has to end the world.
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“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

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“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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