Did you ever wonder…

2012-02-09T16:15:28+00:00

... what a real Scientist Looks Like?

hmmmm…. the Pharmacologist or the Marine Biologist

31 january 1961: Ham the first Mercury astronaut

2012-01-31T19:03:22+00:00

His story and his Wiki entry. An on YouTube ofcourse.

Door to hell

2012-01-26T10:25:01+00:00

Video here.

From what I read 35 years ago some engineers found an underground chamber full of gas so they ignited it so no poisonous gas would escape. It’s been burning ever since.

Looks like the chamber is now exposed so it’s a massive hole in the ground filled with fire.

Russian Casino Ad - WTF

2012-01-25T14:21:13+00:00

Presented without comment….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qaQpeF2iI

... ok, one comment: “And I thought Japanese commercials were weird.”

Machiavellianism test

2012-01-25T12:59:10+00:00

http://personality-testing.info/tests/MACH-IV.php

I took it. I’m not a saint.

SOPA/PIPA makes some very powerfull people very angry

2012-01-20T19:13:48+00:00

Very very very very very angry.

My Drunk Furry Kitchen

2012-01-18T14:58:20+00:00

So anyway, there’s a web-show, ‘My Drunk Kitchen’. Pretty much what it says on the label.

A couple furry fans who live together decided ‘Hey, we can do that’.

They showed it at the Further Confusion variety show, FC:Unleashed.

People were gasping for breath.

Part One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND9EfWTZcxY

Part Two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLQ651lXAWc

*bloop*ing hilarious.

How could you have life inside stars?

2012-01-09T07:39:33+00:00

I was reading a Wikipedia article on Stephen Hawking and he said it was possible life could be inside stars. Has anybody come up with an idea as to how that could happen?

Existence and nature of extraterrestrial life

Hawking has indicated that he is almost certain that alien life exists in other parts of the universe and uses a mathematical basis for his assumptions. “To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational. The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like.” He believes alien life not only certainly exists on planets but perhaps even in other places, like within stars or even floating in outer space. He also warns that a few of these species might be intelligent and threaten Earth. Contact with such species might be devastating for humanity.[32] “If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn’t turn out well for the Native Americans,” he said. He advocated that, rather than try to establish contact, humans should try to avoid contact with alien life forms.[33]

Hot Product For 2012!!!!

2012-01-05T16:29:15+00:00

For the prepared!

The Slingshot Zombiehammer with Skull-Ejector.

The Complete list of Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

2011-12-29T14:08:47+00:00

I did a search for this and came back with nothing so if it IS here, then there is a glitch on the site…..
http://projectsanctuary.com/the_complete_ferengi_rules_of_acquisition.htm

The Complete Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

1. Once you have their money, never give it back

2. You can’t cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try

3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to

4. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough

5. If you can’t break a contract, bend it

6. Never let family stand in the way of opportunity

7. Always keep you ears open

8. Keep count of your change

9. Instinct plus opportunity equals profit

10. A dead customer can’t buy as much as a live one

11. Latinum isn’t the only thing that shines

12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice

13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money

14. Anything stolen is pure profit

15. Acting stupid is often smart

16. A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along

17. A bargain usually isn’t

18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all

19. Don’t lie too soon after a promotion

20. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat

21. Never place friend ship before profit

22. wise men can hear profit in the wind

23. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get the rest

24. Never ask when you can take

25. Fear makes a good business partner

26. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their wealth; they stole it

27. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down

28. Morality is always defined by those in power

29. When someone says “It’s not the money,” they’re lying

30. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money

31. Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother

32. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects

33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss

34. War is good for business

35. Peace is good for business

36. Too many Ferengi can’t laugh at themselves anymore

37. You can always buy back a lost reputation

38. Free advertising is cheap

39. Praise is cheap. Heap it generously on all customers

40. If you see profit on a journey, take it

41. Money talks, but having a lots of it gets more attention

42. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit

43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon

44. Never argue with a loaded phaser

45. profit has limits. Loss has none

46. Labor camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person

47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than you own

48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife

49. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent

50. Never bluff a Klingon

51. Never admit a mistake if there’s someone else to blame

52. Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas

53. Sell first; ask questions later

54. Never buy anything you can’t sell

55. Always sell at the highest possible profit

56. Pursue profit; women come later

57. Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them

58. Friendship is seldom cheap

59. Fee advice is never cheap

60. Never use Latinum where your words will do

61. Never buy what can be stolen

62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit

63. power without profit is like a ship without an engine

64. Don’t talk shop; talk shopping

65. Don’t talk ship; talk shipping

66. Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it

67. Enough is never enough

68. Compassion is no substitute for a profit

69. You could afford your ship without your government - if it weren’t for your government

70. Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the merchandise

71. Gamble and trade have two things in common: risk and Latinum

72. Never let the competition know, what you’re thinking

73. Never trust advice from a dying Ferengi; listen but don’t trust

74. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all

75. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum

76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies

77. Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit

78. There is a customer born every minute

79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge

80. If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn’t work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique

81. There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman

82. A smart customer is not a good customer

83. Revenge is profitless

84. She can touch your ears but never your Latinum

85. Death takes no bribes

86. A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity

87. Trust is the biggest liability of all

88. When the boss comes to dinner, it never hurts to have the wife wear something

89. Latinum lasts longer than lust

90. Mine is better than ours

91. He who drinks fast pays slow

92. Never confuse wisdom with luck

93. He’s a fool who makes his doctor his heir

94. Beware of small expenses: a small leak will kill a ship

95. Important, more impotant, Latinum

96. Faith moves mountains - of inventory

97. If you would keep a secret from an enemy, don’t tell it to a friend

98. Profit is the better part of valor

99. Never trust a wise man

100. Everything that has no owner, needs one

101. Never do something you can make someone do for you

102. Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever

103. Sleep can interfere with opportunity

104. Money is never made. It is merely won or lost

105. Wise men don’t lie, they just bend the truth

106. There is no honor in poverty

107. Win or lose, there’s always Huyperian Beetle Snuff

108. A woman wearing clothes is like a man without profit

109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack

110. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity

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