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      <title>Hubble instruments sent to museum</title>
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      <published>2009-11-20T10:43:51Z</published>
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        <blockquote><p>Two instruments that served more than 15 years aboard the Hubble telescope have gone on display in the US.</p>

<p>Washington DC&#8217;s National Air and Space Museum is the new home for the WFPC-2 and Costar, which once served as the telescope&#8217;s eyes and its spectacles.</p>

<p>The two instruments were replaced during a servicing mission in May.</p>

<p>They will depart in December for a brief tour of California before returning permanently to the museum in March 2010.</p>

<p>The Corrective Optics Space Telescope Axial Replacement, or Costar, was a suite of optics providing the fix for a manufacturing fault that initially stymied Hubble&#8217;s mission. </p>

<p>A tiny flaw in the curvature of the telescope&#8217;s main mirror meant its first images were blurred.</p>

<p>In 1993, Costar was installed to act as &#8220;spectacles&#8221; to correct the images for a range of Hubble&#8217;s instruments and cameras. In addition, the Wide Field Planetary Camera 2 (WFPC-2) was installed, which already had the optical fix built into it.</p>

<p>The rejuvenated telescope then began to produce some of the most stunning images astronomers - and the public - have ever seen.</p>

<p>The WFPC-2 was responsible for the ubiquitous image of the Eagle Nebula, dubbed the &#8220;Pillars of Creation&#8221;, among 135,000 others during its 15 years in space.</p>

<p>The two instruments were removed in the final Hubble servicing mission in May and returned to Earth.</p>

<p>&#8220;This was the camera that saved Hubble,&#8221; said Dr Ed Weiler, associate administrator for Nasa&#8217;s science mission directorate.</p>

<p>&#8220;I have looked forward for a long time to stand in front of this very instrument while on display to the public.&#8221;</p>

<p>The Smithsonian&#8217;s National Air and Space Museum holds thousands of artefacts from the history of aviation and spaceflight. </p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F2%2Fhi%2Fscience%2Fnature%2F8369323.stm">Source: BBC News</a>
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      <title>Make&#45;up with a human touch</title>
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      <published>2009-11-19T19:41:00Z</published>
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<blockquote><p><span style="font-size:16px;"><b>&#8216;Fat for cosmetics&#8217; murder suspects arrested in Peru</b></span></p>

<p>Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe.</p>

<p>The gang allegedly targeted people on remote roads, luring them with fake job offers before extracting their fat to sell it for $15,000 (£9,000) a litre.</p>

<p>Other suspected gang members, including two Italian nationals, remain at large.</p>

<p>Police said the gang could be behind the disappearances of up to 60 people in the region.</p>

<p>At a news conference in the capital, police showed reporters two bottles containing human body fat and images of one of the alleged victims.</p>

<p>One of the alleged killings is reported to have taken place in mid-September, with the person&#8217;s body tissue removed for sale.</p>

<p>Cmdr Angel Toledo told Reuters some of the suspects had &#8220;declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it&#8221;.</p>

<p>Police said they suspect the fat was sold to cosmetics and pharmaceutical companies in Europe, but have not confirmed any such connection.</p>

<p><b>&#8216;Detailed confession&#8217;</b></p>

<p>Gen Felix Burga, head of Peru&#8217;s police criminal division, said there were indications that &#8220;an international network trafficking human fat&#8221; was operating from Peru.</p>

<p>The first person was arrested earlier this month in a bus station in Lima, carrying a shipment of the fat.</p>

<p>The Associated Press news agency quoted Col Jorge Mejia as saying one of the suspects had described to police in detail how the victims were killed and their fat removed.</p>

<p>The suspect said the fat was then sold to intermediaries in Lima and that the gang&#8217;s leader, Hilario Cudena, had been carrying out such murders for decades, AP reported.</p>

<p>The alleged buyers of the fat are also being hunted by police.</p>

<p>The gang has been referred to as the Pishtacos, after an ancient Peruvian legend of killers who attack people on lonely roads and murder them for their fat.</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Cop uses Taser on &#8216;unruly&#8217; 10&#45;year&#45;old</title>
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      <published>2009-11-19T05:42:33Z</published>
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        <p>Story at <a href="http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.news.com.au%2Fstory%2F0%2C27574%2C26371983-401%2C00.html">news.com.au</a></p>

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By staff writers news.com.au November 19, 2009 03:12pm</p>

<p>-Girl, 10, Tasered in her home<br />
-She wouldn&#8217;t take a shower<br />
-Mum gave permission</p>

<p>A US police officer used a Taser stun gun to subdue a &#8220;combative&#8221; 10-year-old girl in her own home because she refused to take a shower.
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<p>I couldn&#8217;t give a flying F*** who gave permission, even if it was her mother. I don&#8217;t for one second see any excuse for using a taser on this 10 year old girl. Presumably the police officer involved is a grown adult who&#8217;s had training in dealing with people in difficult situations.</p>

<p>I actually believe that tasers should be banned. They appear to be open to abusive use by police officers who see them as a convenient way to subdue people without getting their own clothes dirty.
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    <entry>
      <title>Concert&#45;goers angry over fake Dolly</title>
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      <published>2009-11-17T20:56:36Z</published>
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<blockquote><p><span style="font-size:16px;"><b>Beggin&#8217; your Parton, but that&#8217;s not Dolly</b></span></p>

<p>Several Dolly Parton fans in Darwin have tried to get their money back after discovering a tribute show did not feature the country music queen herself.</p>

<p>The Darwin Entertainment Centre played host to a Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers tribute band, but it seems some punters mistook it for the real deal.</p>

<p>The centre&#8217;s general manager Hamish McDonald says they could not give the refund because the show was run by an outside promoter.</p>

<p>He says the promoters also declined the refund because they felt the publicity had made it clear that it featured well-known Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers impersonators from America.</p>

<p>&#8220;There was some confusion we thought when people rang to book,&#8221; he said.</p>

<p>&#8220;We made it clear what the situation was and as I said it was clear on the website where these people booked.</p>

<p>&#8220;So I guess they were just very good impersonators.</p>

<p>&#8220;Darwin gets lots of tribute shows, you know, we have Queen bands, we have Bee Gee bands, we have Abba bands and frankly we&#8217;ve never had anything like this happen before.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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      <title>Santa Claus, the creepy giant of New Zealand!</title>
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      <published>2009-11-17T20:54:08Z</published>
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<blockquote><p><span style="font-size:16px;"><b>Creepy Santa is &#8216;every child&#8217;s worst nightmare&#8217;</b></span></p>

<p>A controversial giant Santa Claus decoration has been reinstalled in Auckland&#8217;s city centre to the horror of some locals who say it is &#8220;too creepy&#8221;.</p>

<p>The 20-metre-high fibreglass Santa has been attached to the side of a book shop in Queen Street over Christmas for almost 50 years.</p>

<p>But it has undergone major cosmetic surgery after Aucklanders complained his smile looked sinister and his beckoning finger was scaring children.</p>

<p>Last year, the Santa had broken apart and been stuck together with what looked like a giant band-aid.</p>

<p>It has been under the knife for the past four months, with Santa&#8217;s face currently wrapped in white bandages that are due to be removed on Sunday.</p>

<p>But some locals say the bandages are creepier than the old face, with one mother looking up at the decoration saying: &#8220;This is every child&#8217;s worst nightmare&#8221;.</p>

<p>American tourist Edward said he could not believe his eyes when he saw Santa&#8217;s face covered by bandages.</p>

<p>&#8220;Santa in bondage. It&#8217;s a very funny thing. They just couldn&#8217;t wait to bring it out,&#8221; he said.</p>

<p>&#8220;He does look kind of sad up there, doesn&#8217;t he?&#8221;</p>

<p>Aucklander Phil McGrath said he had just finished his banking when he noticed the face.</p>

<p>&#8220;He looks like he&#8217;s had botox. A bit of plastic surgery for Santa this year,&#8221; he said.</p>

<p>&#8220;[The old Santa&#8217;s] eyes were freaky, very scary. I remember taking my niece and she looked up and started crying.&#8221;</p>

<p>The bandages come off on Sunday and Mr McGrath says he is going to come down to watch the unveiling.</p>

<p>&#8220;What they should do is reveal it strap by strap&#8230; on the TV programs, they are bruised and battered, that&#8217;s what they should do with Santa.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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      <title>&#8216;Cosmic rays&#8217; may have hit Qantas plane off Australia&#8217;s northwest coast</title>
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      <published>2009-11-18T23:28:07Z</published>
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        <p>Story at <a href="http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.news.com.au%2Ftravel%2Fstory%2F0%2C28318%2C26370596-5014090%2C00.html">news.com.au</a></p>

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Story by By Ben Packham, Herald Sun, November 19, 2009 12:01am</p>

<p>- Two terrifying dives by Qantas Airbus<br />
- Flight attendant, passengers injured<br />
- Cosmic rays from space may be to blame</p>

<p>COSMIC rays may have been responsible for a near disaster involving a Qantas jet off Australia&#8217;s northwest coast.
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      <title>We are doomed: IBM makes supercomputer significantly smarter than cat</title>
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      <published>2009-11-19T08:15:14Z</published>
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        <blockquote><p>IBM has announced a software simulation of a mammalian cerebral cortex that&#8217;s significantly more complex than the cortex of a cat. And, just like the actual brain that it simulates, they still have to figure out how it works.</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax?URL=http%3A%2F%2Farstechnica.com%2Fscience%2Fnews%2F2009%2F11%2Fibm-makes-supercomputer-significantly-smarter-than-cat.ars">Source: Ars Technica</a></p>

<p>Pictured below, a typical&#8230;</p>

<p><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128341727031875000smartcathasc.jpg"  alt='128341727031875000smartcathasc.jpg' />
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      <title>Judge tells man accused of stealing a meat pie that he&#8217;s on trial for rape and murder</title>
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        <blockquote><p>A PORT Alfred man, who allegedly stole a R10 meat pie from a local supermarket, got the shock of his life when a magistrate yesterday joked he was being charged with rape and murder.</p>

<p>A stunned Kyle Bosch told magistrate Walter le Grange “that is not true”.</p>

<p>However, he was visibly relieved when the smiling magistrate stated the obvious and told him he had been charged with theft.</p>

<p>Bosch allegedly stole a R9.95 meat pie from a local supermarket – after paying for other items and not the snack.</p>

<p>He was released on warning and ordered to appear again in court on 24 November for a pre-trial assessment.</p>

<p>Paul Rossouw appeared for the State. Bosch was not represented.</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dispatch.co.za%2Farticle.aspx%3Fid%3D360599">Source</a></p>

<p>Wasn´t sure to post it under jokes or news. But there you have it.
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      <title>Woman decides to prove her blog.</title>
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      <published>2009-11-17T21:07:20Z</published>
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<blockquote><p><span style="font-size:16px;"><b>Cancer scientist reveals secret life as prostitute</b></span></p>

<p>An erotic blogger whose double life as a prostitute became a hit TV series has ended years of fevered speculation by revealing her most intimate secret&#8212;her true identity.</p>

<p>Brooke Magnanti, a cancer specialist at a university in western England, unmasked herself in a British newspaper as the woman behind &#8220;Belle de Jour,&#8221; the salacious online diary of a high class call girl.</p>

<p>&#8220;It feels so much better on this side. Not to have to tell lies, hide things from the people I care about,&#8221; the 34-year-old wrote on her blog after the Sunday Times published its interview with her.</p>

<p>Magnanti&#8217;s frank and sometimes funny accounts of working as a call girl earned her a huge following, a lucrative book deal and legions of critics who variously accused her of glamorizing the sex industry, making it up&#8212;and of being a man.</p>

<p>The 34-year-old said she became a call girl in 2003 to support herself in London while completing her doctoral thesis after realizing she had no qualms about being paid for sex.</p>

<p>She contacted an agency, working as a prostitute until late 2004, describing it as &#8220;so much more enjoyable&#8221; than an earlier job as a computer programmer.</p>

<p>Her online chronicle of her experiences attracted a huge following, prompting the publication of a bestselling book which was serialized on UK prime time television in 2007&#8217;s &#8220;Secret Diary of a Call Girl,&#8221; starring actress of Billie Piper.</p>

<p>The success led to wild speculation among Britain&#8217;s literary community over her true identity&#8212;with several well-known authors wrongly accused.</p>

<p>Meanwhile Magnanti had put her call girl career behind her and was quietly working as a cancer and developmental neurotoxicologist at the University of Bristol.</p>

<p>She said she finally broke her silence to answer her critics, including senior Church of England clergy, and because she feared an ex-boyfriend was poised to go public.</p>

<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want this massive secret over me any more,&#8221; she told the Sunday Times.</p>

<p>Last month John Sentamu, the Archbishop of York, said on his Web site that &#8220;fiction&#8221; like &#8220;Belle de Jour&#8221; created a &#8220;myth&#8221; that sex workers were &#8220;independent women, empowered by the hold they have over men.&#8221;</p>

<p>Magnanti said she was most upset by the accusation she wrote fiction.</p>

<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m not real, and that my experience isn&#8217;t real, because here I am,&#8221; she said, adding that while some sex workers have &#8220;terrible experiences&#8221; she was &#8220;unbelievably fortunate.&#8221;</p>

<p>Magnanti, who has declined to give further interviews, also told the Sunday Times that her colleagues, all female, had been &#8220;amazingly kind and supportive&#8221; when she revealed her past.</p>

<p>Barry Taylor, director of communication and marketing at the University of Bristol said the revelations would not affect her employment.</p>

<p>&#8220;This aspect of Dr Magnanti&#8217;s past is not relevant to her current role at the university,&#8221; he said.</p>

<p>While Magnanti&#8217;s admission, and indeed her years of blogging, contained many eyebrow-raising insights, according to her final blog entry most people were more interested in distinctly unsexy details.</p>

<p>&#8220;Also, so much curiosity about my tax situation! Yes, I did pay taxes on sex work earnings,&#8221; she wrote.</p></blockquote>
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    <entry>
      <title>Live like a hamster!</title>
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      <published>2009-11-17T20:59:30Z</published>
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<blockquote><p><span style="font-size:16px;"><b>Hotel offers guests night as hamster</b></span></p>

<p>A hotel in the French town of Nantes is offering the chance for people to become a hamster.</p>

<p>For 99 euros ($158) a night, you can eat hamster grain, run in a giant wheel, sleep in hay stacks in what is called the Hamster Villa.</p>

<p>Maud and Sebastien are the first ones to experience how hamsters live, not afraid at the thought of sleeping in hay or feeding on a hamster fountain and special grain.</p>

<p>It is a unique experience and, the guests say, just something different.</p>

<p>&#8220;To become a hamster, eat seeds, change our way of life&#8230; come out of our daily routine,&#8221; Maud and Sebastien said.</p>

<p>The owners, Frederic Tabary and Yann Falquerho, run a company which rents out unusual and bizarre places.</p>

<p>&#8220;The hamster in the world of children is that little cuddly animal. Often, the adults who come here have wanted or did have hamsters when they were small,&#8221; Mr Falquerho said, dressed as a hamster.</p>

<p>However, the price is soon to go up as today&#8217;s hamsters need, according to the owners, Wifi and a giant TV screen.</p></blockquote>

<p><span style="color:red;">Okay, I can imagine this being quite the popular idea for the furry fandom, but I doubt that other people would do it more than once for the experience; I doubt that there would be many repeat customers among the latter group.</span>
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