Hoax Forum

Funny or odd names.

2005-09-12T01:43:10Z

I’m putting this topic here, because I reckon it’s nearest to the theme.
Anybody culled any funny (and non-fictional) names from TV, books or films recently?
Or, even better, do you know anybody with a funny name?

I found ‘Googy Gress’ in the credits for ‘Charmed’.
Best name I’ve heard in ages.

Bubbles and Barbie

2009-11-14T09:23:15Z

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.

In due time, he did pass away, and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded him onto their rowboat.

After a while Bubbles said, “Do you think we’re out far enough, Barbie?”

Barbie slipped over the side. Finding the water only knee deep, she said, “Nope, not yet, Bubbles.” So they rowed a little farther out.

Again Bubbles asked Barbie, “Do you think we’re out far enough now?”

Once again Barbie slipped over the side and almost immediately said, “No, this will never do; the water is only up to my chest.”

So on they rowed and rowed and rowed, and finally Barbie slipped over the side and disappeared. Quite a bit of time went by, and poor Bubbles was really getting worried when suddenly Barbie broke the surface, gasping for breath.

“Well, is it deep enough yet, sis?”

“Yes, finally. Hand me the shovel.”

Christmas Joke

2009-11-12T15:43:03Z

It was Christmas Eve and Mrs Santa was in a panic.
“The sink is blocked again!” she cried. “The labyrinthine system of drains in this house is a nightmare. Where are we going to find a plumber on Christmas Eve?”
“I’ll give Rudolf Lenin a call,” Santa replied. “He’s the best plumber in the business..”
“Not that hothead commie revolutionary!” his wife protested.
“This is no time for knee-jerk, right-wing reactionary responses,” Santa pointed out. “You may not agree with his politics, but Rudolf the Red knows drains dear.”

Translation fun!

2009-08-07T03:58:48Z

Translation Party is where you can type in an English phrase and have it translated into Japanese and back again, several times until it gets as funny as it can be. I tried “The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak” ... the result: Have a weak mind and body.

Try it yourself

Hey Jude flowchart

2009-10-29T06:10:18Z

I especially like the ‘NA’.

Missed the boat

2009-10-29T05:37:22Z

What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Optical Illusion you pervert!

2009-10-02T07:30:22Z

Form A-001: Formal Apology

2009-10-14T07:19:42Z

MORE Bad Tattoos:

2009-10-11T23:13:07Z

LINK

They should all be safe for work….

My personal favorites are:

43: The only one I might actaully be willing to get…... too cool!!

51. OMG!

56. Too Funny!

61. Now THAT would have to HURT a LOT!!!!

72. Oops. Sirius Speling FALE!!

Oh good grief. Another terrorist email joke

2009-09-29T15:08:52Z

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.