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Free Fortune Telling! Know Your Future!!
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Snowy
in aeternum
Jul 24, 2005
 Very interesting...

Anyway, guys, this is a test. my theory is thus: On the Fake Doctors Notes and the Know Your Future threads, people came and asked for Fortune Tellings and Fake doctors notes because they didn't read the original post. I am testing to see if this will work with a Free Fortune Telling! Know Your Future!! title. (the link at the top is just to keep you sensible people busy)
Well, here Goes Nothing...
As Boo once said: "Come to us, little sheep"
Category: Psychology; Replies: 263

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Ozymandias
in Madison, Wisconsin
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 09:50 AM
It's not on the first page of results on Google, yet, though.
Snowy
in aeternum
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 10:04 AM
Yeah, you're right. I wonder if it will work at all. *sigh* downer
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 10:35 AM
Dear Swami Snowy, Seer of Seers: Can you tell me whether or not I will be successful in my business endevours? Will I be lucky in romance? Will I be impeached? I must know- please respond very soon... thanks, George W. Bush... P.S.: I need a Doctor's note saying that I am unwell, so that I may avoid impeachment hearings... Phlebitis- that's a good one...yeah, a note saying I have phlebitis, that's the ticket... thanks again. you're the bomb (uh oh)
Snowy
in aeternum
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 12:42 PM
LOL Dang it, Hairy! this is supposed to be a SERIOUS expirament!!!!! don't mess it up!!!!!
wink
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 02:24 PM
GWB: no, if your track record holds. yes and yes (or at least one hopes). And as for your Phlebits, instead of the doctor's note, I'll send you some LifeWave Energy Patches, I've read the oh-so-many scientific studies and know they an amazing invention and will work for you. oh oh

Snowy: they don't read the topic, so why would they read the previous postings. They don't seem to have with the other topics, so I doubt they would here.
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 02:25 PM
Doggone it. I cannot spell today - Phlebitis, forgot the 'i'. I better get that energy patch back on. wink
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 05:04 PM
Fascinating site, Snowy. smile
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 05:06 PM
And we need some more gullible fools to come in so we can make fun of them...
Peter
in Melbourne, Australia
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 05:25 PM
Smerk said:
"And we need some more gullible fools to come in so we can make fun of them..."

I'm a gullible fool. I work in a government job.
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 05:41 PM
You poor, poor man...
Gullible Fool
in need of common sense
 Member
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 01:34 AM
But Snowy, since you can see the future, shouldn't you already know whether this experiment will work or not?

And can you please please please let me know what I'll be doing at 4:17 AM on the 21 of November, 2048?
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 07:03 AM
Dear Swami Snowy, Prognostictor To The Stars: Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? I thought that the future's not ours to see...I'm confused...BTW, I need a Doctor's excuse so I don't have to attend that stupid, friggin Anger Mamagement Class tomorrow...God, I hate that smirking, smarmy, know-it-all counselor...who the Hell does he think he is? I swear, if he asks me to calm down one more time, I'm gonna rip his head off and poop down his neck...something cool, like Consumption, The Blahs, Hardening of The Arteries...I don't want no Wimpy disease like Chiggers, or Blight, or Irritable Bowel Syndrome...thanks ever so much, Dick Cheney
Snowy
in aeternum
 Member
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 08:09 PM
*sigh*

rolleyes

I don't think this will ever work. oh well.

smile
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 09:13 PM
Give it time, it won't happen overnight, google has to pop it into their searches.
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 08:48 AM
Ok, when I popped in "free fortune telling know your future" we're at #16.

Farther back than that if I just pump in "free fortune telling" or "know your future" on their own.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 09:27 AM
Dear Swami Snowy, Know-it-all of Know-it-alls: Will this thing on the back of my neck keep growing? Will the Xbox be succeeded by the Ybox? If I had a hammer, would I hammer in the morning, would I hammer in the evening, all over this world? Please tell me soon, I have a busy schedule of ruining the US Military, so I'm kinda impatient. Thanks, Donald Rumsfeld...P.S.: I need a doctor's excuse to avoid those damn Senators and their stupid questions...MoreGallon's Disease...that would work...thanks again...you rock- Donny
Cranky Media Guy
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 03:09 PM
All you skeptics need to lay off. I have many years of experience in giving accurate readings on strangers, especially those who drop into the middle of a thread without knowing what it's about.

I guarantee my predictions are 100% accurate. This is for newcomers to the website only. I know you regulars too well to be impartial.

Attention Newcomers: Ask any question about your future and I will answer it.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
 Member
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 03:31 PM
I love you, CMG.
(Don't tell Mrs CMG)
smile
crankymediaguy
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 11:06 PM
Boo said:

"I love you, CMG.
(Don't tell Mrs CMG)"

I predict heartbreak and disappointment in your future.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
 Member
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 | 12:42 AM
Awww, crap in a hat.
smile
Oh tell me, great sage Snowy, in what direction does my future lie now?
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