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X
in McKinney, TX
Jul 07, 2005

This has got to be fake.........
http://www.esquire.com/brutal/
Category: Romance, Website-Hoax; Replies: 11

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LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 | 07:57 AM
This is fun! Had a good laugh. Put yourselve on, Stephy! something like this:

Stephen, age 32

I am a winer with an obsession for boobs and homosexuals. I often feel excluded, as on the forums I'm active on nobody will address me or answer me, except for a nasty remark. I'm always in debt, and have one legitimate and I don't know how many illegitimate kids to take care for, but no woman. My works sucks and I tend to react that off on my surroundings. Tries to hit on all chicks, usually in vain. My oone god point, although some think otherwise: I've THE POWER n the MoH...
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 | 08:01 AM
Very funny, and Im 29 by the way.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 | 08:08 AM
I'm amused by the fact the he only took exception to you getting his age wrong.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 | 08:28 AM
LOL Funny. All of it. Hysterical.

The site is cute too.
David B.
Member
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 | 03:12 AM
I liked 'Elise Levy's...

I know there are men out there who want a pretty young thing on their arm and who are willing to spoil them to keep them there. I want to meet those men.

A real 'Remington' girl. As in "I liked her so much, I bought her company!".
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 | 03:49 PM
Here's my brutal personal ad: Hairy, age Unknown... I'm a chubby Lycanthrope with a penchant for buggery (if your name is Stephen)... I live alone in the woods, and I have an ongoing feud with a family of groundhogs who like to chew on my cucumbers (not unlike Stephen)... I like long walks in the moonlight (by myself), and I think that Willie Mays, the Say-Hey Kid, is the greatest baseball player ever... oh, and I have a really small winkie. In a jar. Stephen sent it to me
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 | 03:52 PM
Thanks Hairy... Now I've got a library full of people giving me looks after I made an ass of myself by verrrry loudly cracking up at your last post. I can only be soothed by the fact that I had no drink so nothing came out my nose.
Wendy
in New Zealand
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 | 06:15 PM
Oh dear. Both Paul W and Kirk White are seeking "A good-looking, intelligent woman who can overlook my physical shortcomings and teach me about love. Please hurry."

Gee, what a coincidence.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 12:02 PM
Aw, Winona, I'll bet you have a cute, dainty laugh, even while soda or whatever sprays out yer nose ("Look, Jim...that lady is spraying cola out her nostrils...isn't that cute?")
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 02:58 PM
Nah, not really, no cute and dainty laugh here. Maybe a chuckle, occasionally a guffaw. Ask Boo, I really wouldn't know how to classify it, she'd probably come up with something more complimentary than I could. wink

(I've got to remind myself to stop being so offtopic all the time - sorry btw, guys!)
matt
in seattle
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 | 02:36 PM
Nope! It wasn't fake. I was featured in the first edition.
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