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mathematic proof that Women are Evil
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Posted By:
LaMa
in Europe
Jun 14, 2005
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Mathematic proof that Women are evil
first, we state that women require time and money:
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that:
Women = Evil
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BIGPUNN
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 | 01:41 PM
ya'll going way to into that s**t, its supposed to be funny, B***hs get over it, S**T! |
Fake Stan
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 | 02:13 PM
This equation is inacurate!!
heres my revised version
women are not!! evil, they are the root of all evil...
A Woman = Time + money -- NOTE!! (this is addition not a product!)
yes time is money
so we get
A woman = money + money
= 2 x money
We INTEGRATE with respect to money to get ALL WOMEN as 1 woman is dwoman
so
dwoman/dmoney = 2money
dwoman = 2money dmoney
integrating gives
Women = money
money is the root of all evil
Women = (sqrt(evil))
Women are the root of all evil |
Fake Stan
in uk
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 | 02:28 PM
heres my revised version
the maths is harder but more scientifically sound
A Woman = Time + money -- NOTE!! (this is addition not a product!)
yes time is money
so we get
A woman = money + money
= 2 x money
We INTEGRATE with respect to money to get ALL WOMEN as 1 woman is dwoman
so
dwoman/dmoney = 2money
dwoman = 2money dmoney
integrating gives
Women = (2 money ^2)/2
Women = money^2
money is the root of all evil
Women = (sqrt(evil))^2
Women are evil |
Baz
in Manchester
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 | 03:59 PM
'Money is the root of all evil?' wrong
'Love of money is the root of all evil' |
medskool101
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 | 10:29 PM
All I can say to your comment all women are evil is that you are a man thinking with a man's mind.
Let's go back further in time to when men first began thinking, because women weren't really even allowed to think until recently (and by recently I mean the last 200 years or so).
The first written records of the use of money date from 1200BC, in the area of land now known as Southern Algeria, although then it was covered with water. Inscriptions in stones record that 'twelve shekels' were paid into the bank account belonging to Algar Hammurabi, in return for 'use of his daughter' (that is no joke!). Men invented money and clearly used it to assign value of a woman's worth in terms of money. Now, it was around 5 thousand years ago when the concept of time keeping and the usage of calendars was invented by the Sumarians in the Tigris & Euphrates Valley. So, since women were not allowed to be scientists and thinkers by any means way back then, clearly, men invented delineation of time-change in terms of hours, days, months, years, etc...
So, my friend, if men invented money, and men invented time, and men have assigned values to women in terms of both, then MEN are the root of all evil.
I'll leave you with this lovely quote by Nietzsche: |
uhhhhhh
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 | 05:03 PM
get your philosophy out of our math... ass. |
medskool101
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 | 05:35 PM
My philosophy? Neitche is Philosophy, yes, but pull your head out of YOUR ass. Most of what I mentioned history. See the difference? Probably not because that would require you to actually have intelligence... instead all you have is the brain of an adolescent who never learned how to do math.
No, I would go so far as to say, you might want to consider giving up the human race, because obviously you would be better off spending more time with organisms of your mental capacity... such as these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planarian |
hvod
in vvxsv
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 | 09:43 AM
the first comment is correct. the first line proves false.
women require time and money so the word and makes it + not *
so much easier to just say bitch btw.. |
Elle
in Aus
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 | 10:46 PM
This is so odd, the first google result site that comes up for 'men are evil' is a joke formula just like this one, though a little more complex, and the first for 'women are evil' is this. |
Pete
in England
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 | 04:28 AM
Nick women say much worse things about men just look at all the girl bands these days all man hating malebashers. Why dont you complain about that. |
Pete
in England
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 | 04:34 AM
The sad fact is most women hate men nowdays and have no problem showing it there out to get us. So for your own sake stay away from them. |
Blarb
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 | 08:57 AM
medskool101 your argument is also flawed, women where equal to men as pagans |
Tati
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 | 02:42 PM
alright, if women are evil then why are the majority of rapists, murderers, serial killers, and child molesters men? |
Badrinath
in India
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 | 03:22 AM
yes women are evil
according to Greek Mythology, women are a punishment given by ZEUS GOD |
Hah Seeb
in SoCal
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 | 02:22 AM
this is the best equation i have ever seen. you are hilarious bro! I came up with some weird equation like this just the other day, while sitting in class. LOL.
Keep up the good work. It's because of solid research scientists like yourself that we make breakthrough life changing discoveries.
Rock on. |
Bensozia
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 | 07:37 AM
Okay then.
We are evil. If so, what should we do?
Because stating that we are evil is all well and good. But that's a statement without any solutions.
As much as I assume most of you are guys who, like most guys, aimed for the bitchiest skanks and oh so surprisingly got their little hearts broken, I also suppose you must have this intelligence that made you think of such a equation.
So what's the solution? Exterminate women? Go back to that time where we had no rights?
Because my dear, men have ruled this world since humanity came to civilisation. You made all the important political, economic, social and scientific decisions. You brought this world to what it is today. And what does it look like? A sack of shit! Congrats!
Men made this planet a bowl of crap, they only have THEMSELVES to blame but they still want to put the responsibility of their own fuck-ups on women. Impressive... |
Steven Phyffer
in Strand
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 | 12:27 AM
women are evil! I'm sorry to say, I see it every day. She fools everyone except the one she's trying to spite!!!!!!!!!!! |
A wise guy
in Earth
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 | 02:19 AM
When I was with a woman for many years, she dictated my every step, she controlled my daily schedule, she caused my work to suffer, she caused me to lose friends, she caused me great stress without letup, yet I stayed because I was trying to be responsible and caring because women constantly blather that men are selfish jerks.
Big mistake! Women are evil, women absolutely contribute to the plight of mankind by directly or indirectly influencing men to make decisions based on the woman's whims.
If women didn't exist we men could finally get a few solid days of quiet time to get our thoughts together, then we could make the world a better place. Half the time we go to war just to get out of the house. It's the same reason we hunt and fish and work extra shifts and weekends. Because when we are home you drive us freaking nuts.
Women constantly nag, belittle, berate, complain, and will manipulate men so that the first chance that comes along they are ready to stab you in the back. They will do everything in their book of witchcraft to make you believe that you are the one who has problems when in reality they are the entire source of misery in your life.
And for what do men put up with this suffering? Not sex. Everybody knows the man only gets the sex he needs during dating. It's like a carrot in front of a horse. Once married the carrot only rarely is allowed to make an appearance, and that's usually just because your wife's mom is demanding grandchildren (she's also evil).
Money plays a big part too. Men are providers, women are takers. You can never work hard enough (make enough money) as a man because the woman will always need new clothes, new shoes, a new bigger closet to hold all the shoes, a bigger bathroom, a newer bathroom, in fact the entire house needs to be remodeled. You (man) go work and get ulcers and have a heart attack while I (woman) sit here and think of more ways to spend your money. Evil.
Women ARE evil. I know that if you're a woman you don't want to accept it. You just can't accept it. Just like you have absolutely no control over your daily thoughts and actions, you are completely impulsive, ruled by hormones and the tides, and spend your days thinking of all the things you can't wait to bitch about yet all the while you're plotting and arranging your dirty deeds just waiting for the right moment to put them into play when it's to your advantage.
It's a good thing you've got appealing curvy parts because that's the only reason we play the game. Men want sex not relationships. With multiple women. Then we want to have a sandwich and take a nap. When we wake up we don't want you to be there. We don't want to talk to you, except when we need to arrange for sex again. It's not because we are selfish, it's because women are evil and we don't want you to ruin our lives, and we know if we talk to you that's what will happen.
So we try to only communicate using simple "yes" and "no" mumbles and we try very hard to tune you out whenever possible. But we ARE responsible and think about the planet and we fully understand the need for procreation and so we are here to do our part. Now bring me a beer on your way out and by the way whenever we procreate I'm thinking about your sister because your constant nagging made you completely unappealing 8 years ago.
If we all accepted and followed these truths, the world would still be populated and mankind would be able to live in happiness without war and crime. Even the mean animals would chill out. But this cannot happen because unfortunately men do not learn this on their own until they are older when it is too late.
There is no way a woman can debate this for her thought process (I'll use that term lightly) is inherently flawed. As an experienced man I am in a position to make this known and I hope I have achieved my goal. Now everyone can stop arguing and just accept it: Women Are Evil. |
doesntmatter
in South Africa
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 | 01:55 AM
i think this whole life is evil.
satan slept with eve (Gen: 3:15), she brought cain and abel into the world, cain killed abel, because he was as evil as his father, so all the offspring of eve is evil, that's why you get rapists, murderers, whores etc...
and its always been God's few people on earth vs. the rest of the world.
money is just a tool to control people, and to say " I am better than you, because i have more riches"
and thats why, the whole human race is evil, not just females.
end. |
Sniper, PUA
in The Netherlands
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 | 03:31 AM
Yes Woman ARE evil,
Evil Attracts Evil
So, if you want women paint your nails black wear rings (materialism)and a pentagram does wonders. Make sure you have a car!
Showing your evil = smart/intelligent (for attracting Woman)
Evil x Intelligence = Attraction
Run an opener, neg the target. for example "your hair looks like rope" (If you look evil she's attracted this makes her chase YOU)
Then push her away like "Don't touch me!" (Remember girls are dangerous, and you need to push them of)
Always wear womans perfume to trigger pre-selection switch.
Isolate and fuck her!
Sniper, PUA |
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