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David B.
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 | 07:49 AM
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
No it's "Love of money is the root of all evil"
Love(Money) = sqrt(evil)
...inverse of love is hate...
Money = Hate(sqrt(evil)
Women = (Hate(sqrt(evil))^2
Women = (Hate(sqrt(evil)^2)
Women = Hate(evil)
Love(Women) = evil
So it's the love of women that is evil. That's why I'm such a commited misogynist.
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Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 | 11:23 AM
A maths joke!
All the functions are at a party. x^2 is there, 1/x is there, even weird old cuberoot(x) has made an appearance. everyone if dancing and drinking and generally having a good time, except for exp(x). he's just sitting in a corner, minding his own business. x^2 comes up to him and says 'hey, exp(x), why dont you come dance? you should definitely integrate into the party!'
exp(x) just looks sad and says 'why? it wouldn't make any difference!' |
David B.
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 | 04:21 PM
Two mathematicians were trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along flat against the pole, stop it falling down, etc. Eventually an engineer comes along, sees their problem, and proceeds to lower the pole the ground and measure it easily.
After he leaves, one mathematician says to the other, "Typical engineer! We want to know the height and he tells us the length!" |
David B.
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 | 04:28 PM
And just to be fair:
One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them how to fence of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.
The engineer arranged his fence in a perfect circle and explained that his was the most efficient design.
The physicist laughed and made his fence a long, straight line, pointing out that eventually the fence would meet itself and that fencing off half of the Earth was certainly more efficient than the engineer's solution.
The Mathematician smiled indulgently. Taking up the stakes, he built the smallest fence around himself he could manage. As the others stared incredulously, he turned to the farmer and said "I declare myself to be on the outside." |
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 | 05:11 PM
I'd like to go to florida. are you a pretty american blue/eyed blond girl ? maegan. |
Jack
in No place like home
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 11:26 AM
Ok, lets go to the begining of mad kind.
To Adam and Eve.
The first person to be tricked by Evil was EVE. Eve yes, she was the first to bite the apple of the forbidden tree of knowledge. Then the newly EVE became evil and then made Adam take a bite.
So you don't need any math, you have the Bible which proves women were evil and stayed evil first. Why do you think the 10 comments exist. To protect men from the evil that women are.
Question is since Eve had this knowledge, did she plot Adam and all his future kids with pain. Think about it. Over the last 300 years and more that we learn in history, has women every change.. YES - Gotten more evil... Did men change... YES - Became more cowards because of all the evil women... From Day one for man kind, women became evil and stayed that way. For man only has evil if he has a woman. So if a man has no woman, then such man has no evil. Only way a man to commit evil, is if evil tricks him like what Eve did to Adam. One question still stands unanswered. Since it is only women who are evil, and from what I learn in biology about the X chomes. Since men are not evil by nature. As in by DNA. It is only where two X chromes proces the evil strand that give the women the genetic knowledge of being evil and such a B*tch. Think about it. just thinks about it. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 11:32 AM
The main problem with your argument Jack, is that you are taking the Bible as fact, instead of fiction. Once you realize the error in that assumption your whole argument falls apart.
Besides, without women there wouldn't be any men, and therefore wouldn't be any evil. At least human evil. |
Jack
in No Place like home
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 11:32 AM
And to add to it, since Eve was evil first, took the knowledge and all of the evil knoledge. When Adam bite the Apple, no evil knowledge was present infect Adam. Thats why God Created the Comments, to help us males to avoid the Evil nature of the mean women. |
Jack
in nowhere
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 11:37 AM
You are missing the point, mathmaticly or biblicly, women are evil. Yes with out them men won't be here, yet they are still evil. Double Standard is wrong, double sided laws are wrong. Just plain and simple women are evil and thats why this generation is messed up. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 11:59 AM
Methinks someone isn't getting laid... |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 12:37 PM
Thank you Boo. That makes me feel sooooo much better. [/sarcasm] 
Besides, how is this generation in particular messed up as opposed to prior generations? |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 12:42 PM
Not you, eejit.
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Boob
in middle of nowhere!
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 | 05:45 PM
fuck you all
men are evil.
I have proof.
men = blowjob
blowjob = sex
hence sex = satisfied
square root that and hes gone.
thank you bye |
Naxhil
in Three years in the future!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 | 09:23 PM
Where would men be without women?
Still in the Garden of Eden! |
tc
in the yellow brick road
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 | 11:57 PM
"where would men be without women"?
richer!! |
A simple answer
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 | 12:39 PM
I can't believe some of these comments, such childish arguing. This is meant to be humorous, but if you want an answer to the problem then let me offer this. Men should be men, women should be women, both should reproduce asexually, and they should stay the hell away from each other. |
Max Voice
in Australia
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 | 09:51 PM
I agree, women are evil.. |
Hi
in Here
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 | 11:56 PM
Women and men can both be evil. Also, men wouldn't be in Eden, as men wouldn't have been born. It would have just been Adam and Even in Eden forever. And thats not the point. The math proof is just supposed to be funny. (The love of women = evil is also funny) |
TC
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 | 03:23 AM
Lol good joke. Of course, it's not entirely accurate. People often forget domain restrictions. The proof of women = evil only works when money > 0.
From what I understand
women = time * money
So I'm assuming if money > 0, then the man is spending money on woman. What if a man was lucky enough to marry rich? Then if money < 0, then the man is receiving money from the woman.
If you're receiving money from women (especially true if you are receiving a lot of it or money << 0), she cannot be evil, because
Time has a domain restriction, where Time >= 0, Time is an element of real numbers. (You cannot spend a negative amount of time on women). However, Money is an element of all real numbers.
So Time only equals Money when both are positive numbers. Hence, if money < 0, time no longer equals money.
If time no longer equals money, the proof is flawed. Hence, a women who gives men money (money < 0) cannot be evil (by proof AND perhaps by definition). Evil is only women who takes men's money.
Proof credited to Kevin Federline. Partial credit to Paul McCartney.
Lol jokes. |
I Am Jebus
in Hillsborough NJ
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 | 11:53 AM
but since men=1 and women=evil, children, which is the product of men and women, must equal 1*evil. Therefore, children=evil. |
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