Therefore, men must also love evil, which makes men evil by proxy.
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 | 09:27 AM
There is more mathematics that underlines the above conclusions, but rejects Noni's proposition that men are evil by proxy. Instead, it suggests thhat men are 'good', in the sence of the opposite of evil.
we start with the following statements:
The product of men and women = children
children = innocence = zero
then when;
women = evil
this means it must be:
men = good
because:
positive + negative = zero
so:
good + evil = zero
so;
men + women = children
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 | 09:33 AM
now: some might uphold that children = innocence = zero is incorrect, as they claim:
innocence = good
and hence:
children = innocence = good
men + women = children
then translates to:
men + evil = good
or;
evil = good - men with men > good because evil < zero
1)If money is money, and time is money, then it would be women = money.
There are no specific numbers involved.
2) Children = innocence = zero? I think not.
LaMa, men need money and time too. So mathematically men are evil.
I'm taking this too far considering it's a joke, right?
Stork in the absenbce of jeopardy!
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 | 07:18 PM
Okay, math wizards, here is fundamental practical proof that women are evil. Saturday, the woman asks me for 20 bucks to get some groceries. She comes home with a bag of stuff, a receipt for $12.83, and two $3.00 lottery tickets. I don't get the change. Oh, well, I think. She scratches off the tickets, and wins $96.00. She cashes the tickets in, and buys a T-shirt and a tank of gas, which leaves about $37.00 that just disappears. No further mention of my 20 bucks. Evil....they're just Evil.
Stork in the absence of Jeopardy!
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 | 07:37 PM
Perhaps I should mention that everything in the bag of groceries was only crap that she eats - not me. Except she did get a quart of milk, and I do like a 6 oz. glass of milk with my breakfast. So, I guess I spent 20 bucks for about 2-3 glasses of milk. Oh well, that's marriage.
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 | 03:05 AM
LaMa, men need money and time too. So mathematically men are evil.
I'm taking this too far considering it's a joke, right? - Boo
Interesting proposition Boo. I think the rellationship between men and money is that men generate money, given enough time. So:
Money = Men * Time
and given that:
Money = sqrt(Evil)
this means:
sqrt(Evil) = Men * Time
and because Money = Time:
sqrt(Evil) = Men * Money
or alternatively:
Money = Men * Money
As you can see, Men cancels out in this equation:
Men = 1
So Men = 1, and Women = Evil
This also proves that Men are a constant.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA Member
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 | 03:41 AM
LaMa...You're never going to get a date if THIS is your pickup line!!
Men generate money given enough time - what, spontaniously? Women get periods, and men have a few days a month when cash comes out of their ... er...personals?
Peter
in Melbourne, Australia
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 | 05:22 PM
"(Winona said)But then, most men love women.
Therefore, men must also love evil, which makes men evil by proxy."
This must be a good argument to support gay marraige.
