New Forum | Museum of Hoaxes | Login | Register as a Member | Search

Joke: If animals were in charge
Posted By:
Alex
in San Diego
Jun 08, 2005

image
Category: Animals, Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 8

Comments
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
Page 1 of 1 pages
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
Member
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 | 06:39 PM
There has to be another "volume" to that book as well...

"How to shit on a freshly washed vehicle!"
Myst
Member
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 | 06:54 PM
No it is a worse volume, Mark.

How to shit in a humans mouth while flying over them.

My hubby had that happen to him not once, but twice within the same summer.
Smerk
in to mischief
Member
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 | 07:24 PM
Pigeons can read!?!?!? big surprise
Myst
Member
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 | 10:05 PM
Sure they can, it's called bird scratches. lol
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
Member
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 | 12:19 AM
The dead one I saw under the BDP was holding a teeny tiny tabloid newspaper. Obviously wasn't looking where he was going.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 | 02:55 AM
Ha! Cute.
X
Member
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 | 05:28 AM
Ummmmmm.....Stick to writing books Alex...
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
Member
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 | 06:04 AM
Why is it that animals always get their capital N's backwards?
Page 1 of 1 pages

Name:

Email (if you want to be notified of responses):

Location:

URL:

Note: To prove that you're a human being, not an automated spam bot, you've got to type in the word you see below. If you register as a member of the site you won't have to do this. Once registered, you'll then also need to login. If you're seeing this notice, and you've already registered, that means you haven't logged in. As a member you also won't have to enter your personal info every time you leave a comment.

Submit the word you see below:


Smileys

Remember my personal information

Notify me of follow-up comments?