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Joke: Rose Buds & Hanging Baskets
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Alex
in San Diego
Jun 01, 2005

ROSE BUDS & HANGING BASKETS

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."

Happy Gardening!


Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 4

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Hairy Houdini
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 08:23 PM
oy...
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
Member
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 | 12:19 AM
I only have this to say

I've missed you Alex!

LOL
Mort
in Just left of centre
Member
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 | 01:35 AM
Snick snick snick.

V. good.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 | 03:42 AM
Eeeeww - mental images are creepy.
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