Posted By:
Captain Al
in Alberta, Canada May 20, 2005
I feel left out so here is my contribution to the joke category.
This joke was going around the Internet about 10 years ago so you may have heard it already. I thought it was funny at the time.
How To Impress a Client
A salesman goes into the airport lounge to meet a client who is on a stopover. He arrives early to get a good booth. Right away he notices that a man sitting at the bar is none other than Bill Gates. Suddenly he gets an idea.
He walks over to him and says, "Excuse me Mr. Gates. I know you are a busy man but I'm meeting a very important client here and if you could just give me a 'Hello Dave!' when he arrives, it would really help me out."
Bill Gates replies, "Sure, no problem Dave."
"Thanks. I really appreciate it."
He then goes back to his booth. Soon his client arrives and they begin talking business. A few minutes later the salesman feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns and sees Bill Gates standing beside him.
"Hey! How's it going Dave?"
The salesman says, "Fuck off Gates. I'm in a meeting".
