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Joke: Psychiatry Study
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Posted By:
Alex
in San Diego
May 20, 2005
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he's on fire.
No further studies are expected.
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Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 11:09 AM
Ah, proof that you haven't lost your touch Alex! |
Alex
in San Diego
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 11:15 AM
Not yet, I hope. But now I've got to disappear again. My June deadline is approaching fast, and I've still got five chapters to finish. Though I pleaded with my editor and got a two-week extension. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 03:19 PM
LOL alex, great joke.
Glad to hear that you got an extension...  Good luck! |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 04:42 PM
Damn it, he's just looking for an excuse to keep us from reading it a little longer. He knows we've been waiting eagerly and he's trying to build just a little bit more suspense in us before unleashing it. It seems he's learned something from this forum.  |
Myst
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 05:01 PM
Good joke, Alex!
Good luck with the book, I can't wait to read it. |
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