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Sharruma
in capable of finishing a coherent
May 07, 2005
 I thought this would go well with the fake doctor's note thread
Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 1

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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 | 05:24 AM
Neat-o.

Apparently, this will get me out of work:

For brevity's sake I will summarise the most important issues:

I have been invited to partake in a winner take all international poker competition to be held at a secret location somewhere in the Bahamas.
The prize money is three quarters of a million dollars and is awarded to the last player left standing. I know absolutely nothing about poker but I know a hell of a lot about money. I'm confident I can sweep in there, take the pot with beginner's luck and be back at work the following day.
No doubt you can appreciate what a fantastic opportunity this represents and will find it within your generous nature to afford me every consideration in this matter.

Yours sincerely,

Maegan
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