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What Would Jesus Drive?? Anti-SUV groups

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Apr 25, 2005

Lately I have heard about these Anti-SUV group's that I have known nothing about. Today I came across articles about how they are gloating about the prices of gas and laughing at people with SUV's. Even Churches are getting in on the action.They have even been hang'n out at car dealership's holding signs protesting against the purchasing of SUV's

Dan Smith, associate minister of Hancock United Church of Christ in Lexington, Mass., created a joking but provocative sign reading, "What would Jesus drive?"

People also laugh because of the rising gas prices.
Here are some comments:

Donna B. of Middletown, N.J: "I hope gas prices send them to the poor house"

Andy B. of Los Angeles: "I laugh as I fill my economy car for a fraction of what they do, watching them wallow like the pigs they are"

John M. Jr. of Buffalo, N.Y.: "I hope gas goes to $5/gallon just to teach these selfish, spoiled yuppies a lesson they'll NEVER forget"

What do YOU think Jesus would drive. Feel Free to express yourself, whether your Christian or not or what ever.

http://www.grist.org/news/maindish/2001/06/05/drive/
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Technology/story?id=691723&page=1

Category: Money, Religion, Technology; Replies: 80

Comments
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X Member	Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 \| 01:59 PM LaMa, You are off topic!!!!! I have to leave now......Jesus is going to pimp my ride tonight.
AqueousBoy Member	Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 \| 02:28 PM Let's be honest... The King of Kings would drive a baby-blue Vespa.
alteregogi Member	Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 \| 02:39 PM Of course Jesus is a carpenter! Didnt you ever see the Indiana Jones Trilogy? Indy was a profesor, so he must be right!
Rod in the land of smarties. Member	Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 \| 02:42 PM "How long did it take you to look up that terminology..." _ Stephen About 20 seconds. I already knew the dromedary, but I can never rememeber the other one. Ha! CONVERTible. Good one. But not as good as the motorbike one. First, the music starts. You know, the Clint Eastwood 'Waaa Waaa Waaaaah' stuff. And then you'd see jesus pull up on his hog, step off, spurs rattling and spinning, reflecting the sun in your eyes, road-dust billowing from his well-worn leathers, as he whips out his bible one-handed and beats someone over the head with it for eating a hot-dog on Friday. Or thinking too hard about the neigbour girl or something.
Accipiter in the Northern Hemisphere, unless They have lied. Member	Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 \| 02:49 PM I sort of picture Jesus on a big Harley-Davidson, getting in altercations with the Hells Angels. What I'd REALLY like to see is Jesus applying for his driver's license, though. "Name?" "Jesus Christ." "Age?" "Two-thousand and nine, give or take."
Sharruma in capable of finishing a coherent Member	Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 \| 03:31 PM 'I know what you're thinking punk, did he quote six parables or only five. To tell you the truth punk I kinda lost count myself. But seeing as this is a bible, the most powerful work of fiction in the western world; you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky punk, well do yah?' Apologies for the errors of trying to paraphrase something I haven't heard for at least 15 years.
Yvonne	Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 \| 05:05 PM http://www.highrock.com/personal/WWJD/ Not only Jesus' cars, but the apostles', too. With illustrations and chapter/verse notation. :D
Nettie in Perth, Western Australia Member	Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 \| 04:10 AM Winona I know you exempted MOH's who drive Toyota's from the suck lst but I still feel sad you feel that way. Toyota's rule. I drive a Corolla Seca with private number plates 'THRILSECA' and hubby has a GTI with numberplates 'GIVEWAY' and a Levin GTZ which is the coolest car ever made. Toyota's rock! But maybe we get more Japanese imported ones over here and you guys just get the boring ones.
X Member	Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 \| 05:17 AM What I hate is when some one gets personalized plates saying what kinda car their in; As if we didn't know to begine with.
Winona in USA Member	Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 \| 01:35 PM nettie, I think it might just be the American drivers of Toyotas...I never noticed it till I moved down here.
Nettie in Perth, Western Australia Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 12:35 AM Stephen, I agree completely. That really pisses me off when someone drives around with MONARO or GTR 32. Gee, ya think dickhead? I would never have guessed!
Smerk in to mischief Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 12:48 AM Okay, that makes me feel a lot better about driving my Toyota Echo. I personally find Ford drivers here some of the worst...what about you Nettie?
Nettie in Perth, Western Australia Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 01:38 AM Yes and commodore drivers. they think just coz they have a big car, it makes them so much better than everyone else and gives them the right to be bullies. Damn them all! It really gets my blood boiling!
Smerk in to mischief Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 03:14 AM I find any time I get stuck behind a ford, I start rolling my eyes and grinding my teeth...Then I may start hurling abuse at them too....
X Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 05:21 AM I grind teeth when I see those damned little stickers on windows that advertise what sports their kid is in or stick figure stickers that advertise how many people are in the family.
Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 05:27 AM I have a International Fire Fighters Assoc sticker or something...My uncle gave me the car...he was a Fire Fighter. Umm...the first smoker in the bible? Rachel. She lit upon a camel.
X Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 06:02 AM Actually, it has been said that Alot of them were smokers....of pot.
Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 06:12 AM It was a joke. I used to tell it to Sunday School 6th graders.
Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA Member	Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 \| 06:13 AM And isn't a triumph a sports car? Is that what Moses would drive?
beau in 6 Morwick street	Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 \| 01:51 PM that was fuckin ffunning
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