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What Would Jesus Drive?? Anti-SUV groups
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Apr 25, 2005

Lately I have heard about these Anti-SUV group's that I have known nothing about. Today I came across articles about how they are gloating about the prices of gas and laughing at people with SUV's. Even Churches are getting in on the action.They have even been hang'n out at car dealership's holding signs protesting against the purchasing of SUV's

Dan Smith, associate minister of Hancock United Church of Christ in Lexington, Mass., created a joking but provocative sign reading, "What would Jesus drive?"

People also laugh because of the rising gas prices.
Here are some comments:

Donna B. of Middletown, N.J: "I hope gas prices send them to the poor house"

Andy B. of Los Angeles: "I laugh as I fill my economy car for a fraction of what they do, watching them wallow like the pigs they are"

John M. Jr. of Buffalo, N.Y.: "I hope gas goes to $5/gallon just to teach these selfish, spoiled yuppies a lesson they'll NEVER forget"

What do YOU think Jesus would drive. Feel Free to express yourself, whether your Christian or not or what ever.


http://www.grist.org/news/maindish/2001/06/05/drive/
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Technology/story?id=691723&page=1

Category: Money, Religion, Technology; Replies: 80

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X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:39 AM
hmmm... smirk
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:49 AM
I'm funny, dammit!

Laugh. downer
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:04 AM
Sorry S.... hehe.

Boychild emptied a brand new can of shaving cream into our bathroom. I am taking a break, still covered in the stuff.

As an aside, vinegar cuts the oils in shaving cream quite nicely. (Found this out after I slipped and fell right into a big pile of the stuff.) I have a weird shaving bubble popping sound in my ear as we speak. :-o
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:21 AM
That's why you should use the Gel.
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:34 AM
LOL, it was gel, the men's stuff that turns to foam when it is touched by water. It turned into this blue & white foamy mess. I finally got it cleaned up, boychild showered, me showered. Whew!
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:35 AM
So you slipped in shaving cream and then poured vinager on yourself??????
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:36 AM
Oh yeah, you 2 are getting off topic!!!!!
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:45 AM
Sounds like fun. I always wanted to play with shaving cream. My gel doesn't foam unless I rub it against my skin.

Hope none of it got swallowed...nasty!

Anyone ever shaved with Jesus in an SUV?
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:50 AM
Steph: no, slipped on the slick floor & landed in it. Remembered that oil cuts the lard in my cake frosting (I bake bakery style cakes) so figured it might cut the oils in the shaving cream.

Nope, none swallowed, but the kiddo was pretty upset when I gave him a hug and smeared even more in his hair, body etc. smile Did get some in my eye though - ouch!

To keep it on topic, I'll have to go buy hubby some new shaving cream now, sicne my own stuff smells "too pretty" so I'll drive in my car & hope Jesus is watching over me from his SUV.
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:31 AM
Maegan said: "Hope none of it got swallowed...nasty!"

Hmmmm... rolleyes

Do you think Jesus would give people the finger??

Also, lets say Jesus has a since of humor. Picture this. One of those yuppy christians with the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper stickers, driving down the road. Jesus, with a since of humor, is driving behind him. What would you do in Jesus's position?
Sharruma
in capable of finishing a coherent
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:41 AM
I don't know about Jesus
but I know Moses drove a motorbike
For in the bible it states

'And 'lo, the roar of Moses Triumph could be heard throughout Israel'
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:47 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:51 AM
Dude, Moses couldn't ride a motorcycle. Where would he keep the fifteen commandments and his shepherd's staff? He had to drive a car. And a kick ass little ragtop at that.

http://www.blondeel.be/tr6_blauw.htm
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:53 AM
According to the bible, Jesus hung around Criminals, prostitutes, and Tax Collectors.
I assume if he were here today, he would be the leader of an underground Christian Mofia or a Gangsta.....

If he were a gangster, and since he didn't kill anyone or rob people, he would be
Vanilla Christ

Riding around in my 5.0 with my ragtop down so my hair can blow, Girlies on standby wav'n just to say hi, Did HE stop??
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 12:01 PM
Sharruma said "Moses drove a motorbike
For in the bible it states

'And 'lo, the roar of Moses Triumph could be heard throughout Israel'


That is one of the funniest damned things I have heard in a while.
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 01:37 PM
Vanilla Christ? Is he related to Vanilla Ice?

"N'Ice N'Ice, baby"
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 01:41 PM
That was the reason for the dumb comment I made, Winona...
Zyx
in Figment of my own imagination.
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 01:43 PM
Well lets see here. The 12 apostles used a Honda.
"because the apostles were all in one Accord."

God drove Adam and Eve out of Eden in a Fury.

And last of all.

Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 01:47 PM
Sorry Steph, got distracted in the middle of your post, didn't finish it before I posted.
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 01:54 PM
My gel doesn't foam unless I rub it against my skin. - Maegan

I start to foam when you rub me against your skin...
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