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What Would Jesus Drive?? Anti-SUV groups
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Apr 25, 2005

Lately I have heard about these Anti-SUV group's that I have known nothing about. Today I came across articles about how they are gloating about the prices of gas and laughing at people with SUV's. Even Churches are getting in on the action.They have even been hang'n out at car dealership's holding signs protesting against the purchasing of SUV's

Dan Smith, associate minister of Hancock United Church of Christ in Lexington, Mass., created a joking but provocative sign reading, "What would Jesus drive?"

People also laugh because of the rising gas prices.
Here are some comments:

Donna B. of Middletown, N.J: "I hope gas prices send them to the poor house"

Andy B. of Los Angeles: "I laugh as I fill my economy car for a fraction of what they do, watching them wallow like the pigs they are"

John M. Jr. of Buffalo, N.Y.: "I hope gas goes to $5/gallon just to teach these selfish, spoiled yuppies a lesson they'll NEVER forget"

What do YOU think Jesus would drive. Feel Free to express yourself, whether your Christian or not or what ever.


http://www.grist.org/news/maindish/2001/06/05/drive/
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Technology/story?id=691723&page=1

Category: Money, Religion, Technology; Replies: 80

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Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:07 AM
What would Jesus drive?

A donkey.

Take that however you want.

smile

Or, he COULD be driving the updated version, a donkey-bomb.
He could pull up outside the local mosque, say "I'll be right back, guys, just gotta use the bathroom", and leave it tied up out front.

Several would be killed in the ensuing escaping entrail extravaganza.

"Jesus was a terrorist." - Dead Kennedys
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:12 AM
WoW Rod.....I would love to see you go public with that....That would be entertaining!!! shock
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:25 AM
...LaMa, Joseph was a carpenter, and back in the day dad's taught their sons (even foster sons) their own trade. Jesus didn't start preaching until he was in his 30s. Was he just a slacker up till then? Living in his parents house, eating their matzoh?
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:32 AM
Was Jesus a Carpenter?
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:37 AM
I think it is crazy how alot of Christians try to drag Jesus' name in everything....Even when it comes to vehicle purchasing. I belive it is crap like this that gives the religion a bad name.
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:48 AM
Candles, anyone?

smile
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:55 AM
What are you mumbling about Rod????
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:07 AM
I wonder what Satan would drive. Probably a sport's car.
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:12 AM
Nope, A Toyota. Any Toyota.

The reason I say this is that I think Toyota drivers typically suck. (No offense to you who do, MOH membership exempts you from the suck rule). The only drivers that compare are old men who wear hats, or old men who forgot their hats so their brains fell out.
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:14 AM
Anything he could steal. But Satan would be cool about it. He would get alot of companies to invest in an idea, Then he would start a realestate empire, declare bankruptcy a few times to keep the stuff he has for free, including his Garage with all the exotic cars and stuff. Ooop's, maybe I'm thinking of Donald Trump.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:15 AM
Nope. Sportka.
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:18 AM
Well, I am pretty sure Satan would Drive an Old Muscle Car, like a Camero SS, or a '72 Chevelle SS, Jet Black with Drag Tires and Hood Scoop.
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:23 AM
Jesus Drives a Kia!!!!!!!
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:25 AM
Satan would also have the Hottest Women too....Party Party Part all the time.....Problem is, when the party is over... oh oh
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:04 AM
"What are you mumbling about Rod????" - Stephen

I was mumbling about this...
"I think it is crazy how alot of Christians try to drag Jesus' name in everything..." and its relation to the jesus-candle thread we had a while back.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:08 AM
Jesus Rod! Why do you always have to drag candles into it?
smile
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:11 AM
That makes more sense now!
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:13 AM
I still like the exploding donkey idea. Or maybe a camel?

Would a one-hump (dromedary) camel explode with more force than a two-hump (bactrian) camel?
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:23 AM
How long did it take you to look up that terminology, Rod???
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:24 AM
Maybe Jesus would drive a CONVERTable. HAHAHA!!

LOL
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