Lately I have heard about these Anti-SUV group's that I have known nothing about. Today I came across articles about how they are gloating about the prices of gas and laughing at people with SUV's. Even Churches are getting in on the action.They have even been hang'n out at car dealership's holding signs protesting against the purchasing of SUV's
Dan Smith, associate minister of Hancock United Church of Christ in Lexington, Mass., created a joking but provocative sign reading, "What would Jesus drive?"
People also laugh because of the rising gas prices. Here are some comments:
Donna B. of Middletown, N.J: "I hope gas prices send them to the poor house"
Andy B. of Los Angeles: "I laugh as I fill my economy car for a fraction of what they do, watching them wallow like the pigs they are"
John M. Jr. of Buffalo, N.Y.: "I hope gas goes to $5/gallon just to teach these selfish, spoiled yuppies a lesson they'll NEVER forget"
What do YOU think Jesus would drive. Feel Free to express yourself, whether your Christian or not or what ever.
Jesus drives a '65 Rambler Classic. A four-door, with a small-block 8-cylinder engine, foam dice on the rear-view, and a bobble-head Chihuahua on the rear window ledge. This I know, for I have riden many miles beside him, and I helped him install the manual choke linkage, also. No problemo. Rrrraoul
Haaa!!!!!!!!! That damn funny Raul. I guess Jesus wouldn't be Catholic or he would have a little statue of his Mama on the dash.
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:01 AM
Jesus drives a 2CV. A pink one
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:02 AM
He's a carpenter, so DUH...he drives a work truck.
Raoul
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:06 AM
mmm... this I do not know. I believe Jesus follows the Yaqui Way of Knowledge. The peyote is his sacred mental wafer, and the iguana is his totem. At least, that is what is written on his tattoos. Rrrraoul
I think he would drive a military style Hummer complete with Holy rocket launchers and Blessed is He AK-47 Assualt Rifles. Jesus would not need to worry about gas prices like the rest of us. He would cheat and use "Divine Intervention" to fuel the thing. He would also have a glass etching on the back windshield that would read "Jesus", you know, in a Mexican style writing.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:11 AM
...I bet he could turn water into gasoline. (Or Diesel...do Hummers run on diesel?)
Raoul
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:17 AM
No, it is a '65 Rambler Classic. This I have one time said, and I am very too sure of this. Believe Raoul. This I know to be true. Rrrraoul
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:19 AM
Maegan; his foster dad was a carpenter, not Jesus himself. Update your bible knowledge.
I tell you: He drives a pink Citroen 2CV...
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:20 AM
With a bumper sticker; "Jesus Loves You"
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:21 AM
....and a little cross painted on the right door for every miracle performed...
Raoul
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:22 AM
We are talking of Jesus del Huevos Fritos, no? Or do you speak of El Christo? I am too sorry. What auto He has, I do know know. Mi mal. Rrrraoul
Not really LaMa....In the bible, Jesus seems to be a Bad Ass. Tough guy type that doesn't take alot of crap. Thats the Jesus I like.
Raoul
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:28 AM
That is too much not true, for Jesus El Christo was of The Hebrews. Who is this Calvin? He, I don't think I like much. I think that the French Citroen is a good auto for El Christo, Sr. LaMa. Not pink, though. It must be the color of sangria, only. Rrrraoul
Since JC's stay on Earth was only transitory I imagine he drove a rental. Probably drove the hell out of it (he he) and left it a big mess 'cause hey, what's Hertz gonna do, call him back from the dead?
