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And to my good friend Harold who I promised I would remember in my will. 'Hi Harold.'
Sharruma
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 09:55 PM
I was just watching something on the ole google box about hollywood.
Seems the story on their site about Peg entwhistle is at least half true.
She did jump from one of the O's
Whether or not she got the part in the movie afterwards is still up for speculation.
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 | 02:48 AM
And I remember the Budd dwyer case.
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 | 03:54 AM
Let's amuse ourselves by inventing some appropriate last words.....
A friend of the my Mum's died the other day. He actually thought he had this flu that was going around and took the day off work. When his wife came home, she found lying on the floor, dead.
Nettie, that is more or less what happened to my dad. Even our physician thought it was just the flu. It wasn't, it was his heart failing.
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 | 04:50 AM
A friend of my brother went to a Chinese restaurant and came down with a severe case of salmonella. He felt that bad, that he put a note on his nightdesk, stating: "If you guys find I'm dead; it was the China man!"
Crap, are we getting off topic? Maybe I should just post EVERYTHING in the off topic section since I can't seem to stay on topic...
Sharruma
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 | 09:51 AM
Supposed famous last words:-
Henry VIII - Monks Monks Monks!
Nero (translated from the latin) - What an Artist in me dies.
Spike Milligan - I told you I was ill (actually this might just be his epitaph)
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I remember a story I heard once, supposedly true about a soldier leaving home for war. Someone asked him where he was going, he said 'to hell.' A moment later he had dropped dead.
I'd have to say Petronius's suicide is the best I've ever heard. He invited all his friends over, then cut his wrist and wrapped a tourniquet around his arm. He then tried to amuse his friends by telling jokes, and every time they didn't laugh, he'd let out a little blood.
They really went out in style in those days.
Yvonne
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 | 12:34 PM
I think the better "famous last words" were made up ahead of time and held in reserve for the proper moment. I've been present at two deaths (I was a CNA for the elderly). One said "goodnight, dear" to her husband, the other said "oh, we forgot my eyedrops."
