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3 ways to avoid getting in trouble for Sexual Harassment!
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X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 21, 2005
 How to ask a Co-Worker out on a Date and to flirt with her at work without getting introuble for sexual harassment.

#1. Be Attractive!

#2. Don't be Un-Attractive!

#3. Be Good Looking!

Just Follow these simple guidlines and you will not get in trouble.

Brought to you by your friend and mine, Sir Stephen,
Because he cares!!!!
Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles, Sex; Replies: 18

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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 10:39 AM
Umm...Stephen, this is...helpful? If I were picking up girls at work!
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 10:56 AM
Isn't it though!!!! surprised
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 11:15 AM
So...only ugly people get sued?
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 11:33 AM
It's just something I seen on a comedy show, Maegan. But as sad as it is, it is somewhat true.
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 05:51 PM
I thought the trick was to harass women too poor to sue. Shows what I know.
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 12:25 AM
That's the best thing about being a woman! Men will never sue you for sexual harassment coz they're too chuffed that you flirted with them!
DFStuckey
in Auckland New Zealand
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 12:30 AM
Looks like someone needs a vist from . . . The SEXUAL HARRASSMENT PANDA!!!!!!
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 12:37 AM
Sexual harrassment panda? hmmm
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 12:52 AM
Where the fuck does a panda come into it? I mean, a LaMa perhaps, but I ain't heard of no pandas
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 01:01 AM
LOL

Bloody pandas...
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 01:05 AM
LOL

I can't stop laughing now! Pandas and LaMas and, and...(damn, can't think of a third animal, oh wait,) and Men! Oh my.
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 05:18 AM
South park, mr mackey brought in sexual harassment panda. Had a lil demo where he asked a girl panda to touch his panda jr.


And yes, I said panda jr.
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 05:37 AM
You touched a panda jr.????
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 07:32 AM
here's a sexually harrassing panda in action:

panda ripping clothes off
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | 07:42 AM
Ha! The narrator sounded really animated, too.
Marli
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 | 02:24 PM
That was on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago.


Oh god. I just realized what the Panda Jr. was.
red face
Yushi
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 05:59 PM
that clip didn't show the whole thing
afterwards the panda was happily cuddling the jacket, seriously I saw it on TV a while ago. And the panda looks sooo comfortable. I don't think it was trying to attack the man. =D
jen
in south park
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 | 06:37 PM
lol thats the greatest episode ever.

"when one little panda grabs another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment. that makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaad panda."
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