An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
Accipiter
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 07:17 PM
I once knew a woman who had three breasts, all of different size. Does that mean that she would have multiple personalities? (They did mean that she had a very interesting bikini top, by the way)
Accipiter
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 07:22 PM
These constantly changed avatars do make life a bit more exciting, I suppose, in their own special way. I only hope I can survive the strain of the thrill and suspense.
And what is with this unhealthy obsession about breasts and FRUIT, of all things? I don't want to be all graphic since there might be kiddies around, but I can assure you that my...er...mammary appendages bear no resemblance whatsoever to fruit!
Like masks of any kind, avatars hide and reveal at the same time. Behind it, people can conceal some personal things about themselves, but the av also selectively amplifies other aspects of their personalities. It may reveal something about the member that otherwise is not immediately obvious - maybe not even obvious if you met that person in real life. Maybe not even obvious to the owners themselves. What users express in their props is not always a conscious choice. Sometimes it's unconscious. People may simply say that they are wearing a particular av because "I like it." When asked, they're not sure what it says about them. But other people may know.
That Psych on Avatars is pretty comprehensive and interesting.
Katherine
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 10:47 PM
Hmmm...d'you suppose there's a Deep Significance to the fact that I haven't got an avatar? I don't use one in LJ-Land, either, come to think of it. Or what's more to the point, that I hang around here a fair bit and yet I've never made that big, scary leap to Member status?
