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Breast Size Determines Womens Personalities????
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 19, 2005
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Important info for all men!!!!!
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
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Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:46 PM
Sultry yes, but not seductive enough. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:47 PM
You're just aiming for a big bouncing breast shot.  |
Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:50 PM
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Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:51 PM
But later, after Stephen is put to bed. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:52 PM
BOOOOBIES!!!! |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:52 PM
you get 5 minutes, then im changing. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:57 PM
That's ok. I've already saved it.
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Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:58 PM
What's this anime fetish you have? |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:59 PM
You guys are crazy making. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:59 PM
Cute characters, don't have one of me, don't want to put up anyone famous.... |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 05:00 PM
See what I mean about thinking about the "Big" picture before you post Steve? Because now you look like a creepy guy...
Hey!! She's kinda sexy!!! says Steve...
to which Winona responds by changing her avatar to an obviously underage image...
Maybe she did that on purpose, but either way, you're lookin' bad dude. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 05:03 PM
LOL, it kinda did work out looking that way. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 05:50 PM
Geez I missed all the good stuff...again!  |
Raoul
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 05:59 PM
How big the breasts, how small the breasts, it is of no consequence. It matters only, that the corazon that beats within, has no limit to it's size. All women are beautiful, for that is the plan, no? RRackrrrrackrraoul. Escusa me, these Llamas are shedding. |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 07:09 PM
So, can I become a professional boobologist, and give boob readings? |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 07:21 PM
isn't that the one where you feel the breasts to predict the owner's future? |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 07:25 PM
Would you be charging for those readings, or giving them away, citizen? |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 07:26 PM
Charging, of course. Talent doesn't come cheap! |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 07:48 PM
I'm still trying to imagine women "paying" for someone to ogle their boobs. LOL |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 08:08 PM
Not just paying for an ogle, but if you went to CP, getting felt up too! |
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