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Breast Size Determines Womens Personalities????
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 19, 2005
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Important info for all men!!!!!
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
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Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 03:52 PM
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
That nailed it for me. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 03:55 PM
Thinks Stephen needs to spend some time with his g/f. Two of his posts seem to have a connection with sex. LOL J/K Stephen |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 03:58 PM
It is just coinsedence or something..... |
Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:00 PM
So Pooh, where do you fit in? I'm gonna go with pear-shaped.
And what's the difference between orange-shaped and grapefruit-shaped? They are shaped exactly the same. And who wants a woman whose breasts are pineapple shaped? I personally prefer melons but lemons can be nice. Cherries are usually right out. Not ripe enough yet. |
Marli, Professional Pessimist
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:05 PM
Wouldn't liking cherries mean you're a pedophile? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:07 PM
Your sick dude. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:11 PM
"So Pooh, where do you fit in? I'm gonna go with pear-shaped."
I'm not even going to join in on this discussion.  |
Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:16 PM
Coward |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:19 PM
BULLCRAP! Not that any story about breasts isn't worthy of reading... this one came REAL close!
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Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:21 PM
Chary: yep.... I go with a lot of info, but that's too much info. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:24 PM
hmmm... a boob thread started by... a boob. Start that dick thread yet, Steph-o? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:25 PM
bOOOOObIES!!!!!!!!! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:26 PM
Sorry guys. Stephen insulted my Mom, and I'm still pissed. Nobody insults my Mom. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:27 PM
Of course it's BS. But that doesn't stop us from having fun with it.
Pooh, is it because you're ashamed of your personality?
Not that it matters. Breasts are breasts are breasts. It's the mind behind the breasts (so to speak) that counts.
do you think that won me any brownie points? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:28 PM
My ex had enormous ones, she wasn't interested in sex either....Also had problems with other women, she didn't like them. On our first date, we went to Six Flags.....She cused out 2 women for looking at me. She said: "What are you bitches looking at, he's with me!"
I thought it was funny at the time, but it never stopped. Thats why she is my ex. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:33 PM
Nope Pooh. I prefer the "hiney" avatar. This one's just a little too scary. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:36 PM
 The hiney one was starting to embarass even me... I'm back on the hunt for a new one.
I swear I'm giving myself a complex. I can't keep my hair one color, nevermind keeping on avatar for long. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:42 PM
oops |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:45 PM
there for now... better? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:45 PM
Hey!! She's kinda sexy!!! |
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