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Joke: Physician’s Comments
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Posted By:
Alex
in San Diego
Apr 19, 2005
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no", I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf / sailing / ballooning / motorcycling / rock climbing?" "No I don't", I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?" "No", I said. "I have never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:37 PM
LaMa, this guy is swinging at air....I haven't heard trash talk like this since second grade. He needs to pack his lunch and go to another playground. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:38 PM
"If you stop swinging, I will take my hand of your forhead little boy."
- chuckle- for a moment, I really read 'foreskin' there.... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:38 PM
What's that? You swing with little boys for head? Damn... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:42 PM
Say Uncle, Stephen. Apologize for calling my mom an Indian-Blower, and I'll let you leave the playground with your pants on and your nose unbloodied |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:43 PM
To turn back to the thread; if we live to be 80, I bet Stephen and Hairy are still quarreling (and Charyb and Winona still cuddling) |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:45 PM
He started it. Check the record. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:48 PM
And Boo still stalling on the marriage.
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:49 PM
He's weak.....He keeps using my words to come up with something intelligent. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:50 PM
I am now bored with this.....What havoc can I start next. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:56 PM
"He's weak.....He keeps using my words to come up with something intelligent". Somebody had to- God knows you don't, Sir Stupen |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:58 PM
clang clang clang And that's the final bell, Ladies and Gentlemen. Hairy has returned to his corner, and Stephen has left the ring in tears. The Winnah, and new Champeen, Hairy Houdini. Adrienne! |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 03:05 PM
So Hairy, now that you've won the MOH Championship, what are you going to do next? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 03:06 PM
That boy never got a hit in.... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 03:08 PM
While he was so called, Winning, I had post a new topic....Guys need to check this out. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 03:26 PM
"So Hairy, now that you've won the MOH Championship, what are you going to do next?" Well, Howard, I'm going thru Stephen's desk this weekend, and then I'M GOING TO DIZZYLAND. Float like a butterball, sting like a beat |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:22 PM
I need to go to the head and get some coffee...
Stephen, at least you didn't turn that around.  |
Alex
in San Diego
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 04:54 PM
I would break this up, but it's too amusing.
It's like watching an episode of When MOH Readers Attack... (each other) |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 05:00 PM
I'm waiting for Unsolved Mysteries - Stephen Autopsy. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 05:03 PM
Please notice I did not hijack this thread.
Thank you. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 05:06 PM
Yeah, me neither. I simply jumped aboard after it was already bound for Cuba. |
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