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Joke: Physician’s Comments
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Posted By:
Alex
in San Diego
Apr 19, 2005
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no", I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf / sailing / ballooning / motorcycling / rock climbing?" "No I don't", I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?" "No", I said. "I have never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
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Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:18 PM
Roof. Roof. Roof... sorry my comments are over your head. You need a drink. Flush first, and don't let the lid fall on your pointy little head |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:19 PM
You remind me of this saying:
"The kid that swallowes too many marble's shouldn't live to have his own."
You must be a "weak" branch in the Tree of Humanity.
What Doctor saved your ass and made it worst for the rest of us. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:21 PM
At least when Pooh and I hijack a thread it's all "cutesy" and not all "I know you are, but what am I".
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LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:21 PM
Dong dong dong.... Bell for round 2!!
Now, where did I leave that bag of popcorn? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:21 PM
Damned, Chary, you just want a piece of this!!! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:22 PM
And then LaMa enters....U get a kick outa this don't you!!! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:23 PM
Save my ass? no... Shave My Ass and call me Stephen |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:24 PM
Scorecards, anybody? How'm I doing |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:25 PM
Give it up Hairy..... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:26 PM
I need to go to the head and get some coffee...Be back in a sec. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:28 PM
I love it. He says my mom blows indians, and I should just give it up. My Mom just called and said she ain't too upset, BUT THE INDIAN IS FURIOUS |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:31 PM
I see you are used to getting picked on....This will go no where. Too many wedges in school, huh... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:31 PM
He says I've got "my hand down my pants", and he runs off to the bathroom. Hmmm... you're gonna go blind, Steph-o |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:33 PM
wedges? what the hell's a wedge? Like a potato wedge? Oh, i'm sorry, you're still dolphinfloggin. I can wait... Dum de dum de dumbass |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:34 PM
Poor guy, he has reached rock bottom and started to dig......Quit using my comments as a cruch for your own...... |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:35 PM
The first rule of MOH is, you do not talk about MOH.
The second rule of MOH is, you DO NOT talk about MOH. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:35 PM
If you stop swinging, I will take my hand of your forhead little boy. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:35 PM
Dong! break!
(waves towel at Stephen)
Allright now boy, his agility is better, but you have your rock solid stubborness and determination. Don't let him provocate you. Keep up your defences and wait for the right moment
Dong!
Okay, there you go again boy! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:36 PM
And, why do you need to go to the head to get a cup of coffee? Is that where you keep your cream? Don't burn your swizzle stick |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 02:36 PM
Haaaaa!!!! Good ice breaker, Chary! |
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