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Joke - Lost hearing aid
Posted By:
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
Apr 15, 2005
 I heard this on the radio this morning. It was told by a 12 year old. That is my excuse.

Marge, an old dear goes to see her friend Maude. As they sit down for tea, Marge notices something in Maude's ear. "I say Maude, you have a suppository in your ear!"
"What?" Yells Maude.
"I said, you have a suppository in your ear!" Marge yells.
"Oh" Says Maude. "Thanks for letting me know. I now know where to look for my hearing aid."
Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 8

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Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 05:56 AM
There was a old man sitting on a bench outside the mall.
A young man walked who had spiked hair that was orange, yellow, green and red. The old man just looked at him.

The young man said '' What's the matter old man? Haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life? '' And the old man said ''Well actully I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wandering if you were my son.''
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 06:28 AM
What's white and stands by the side of the road?

A fridge waiting for the icecreame truck.
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 06:28 AM
Whats blue and white and stands in the corner with a beer?

Fridge at a disco
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 06:29 AM
What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 06:29 AM
What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 06:30 AM
When will I stop telling these jokes????

NEVER!!!!!!

We really need an evil laugh smiley face...
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 11:14 AM
what starts with f and ends with uck?



I dont know, but i couldnt think about anything to do with a red bucket.


t(^_^t) kirby is better than an evil smiley
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 12:05 AM
How do sheep keep clean?

They take a baaaa-th.

I've heard the red bucket jokes before, but we used blue ones instead.

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