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Not a hoax? But really wierd! (NSFW)
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Winona
in USA
Apr 14, 2005
 Not work safe....

Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm
Category: Body-Modification, Science; Replies: 22

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Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:53 PM
eeeeeew...
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:12 PM
Let's just hope the guy in the picture isn't left-handed as that might make some male "rituals" rather difficult...

smilewink:)
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:16 PM
LOL

As I understand it they're going to move it into the right position for it to be....but till then, do you think he's wearing long sleeves?
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:32 PM
Darn it, I *know* I can usually spell. The topic is "weird". Sorry.
Myst
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:48 PM
Wonders what Alex thinks about me putting this thread in the Body Modification category....(tongue -in-cheek)
Alex
in San Diego
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 09:17 PM
tongue-in-cheek? Don't you mean penis-on-arm?
Myst
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 09:46 PM
Hehe I couldn't contain my odd sense of humor tonight. cheese
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 09:49 PM
You mean you're usually restrained?
Myst
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 09:56 PM
I try to be. wink
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 02:15 AM
Ewwwwwwww
big surprise
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 05:27 AM
Uhh.. WTF!! He should get that checked out... tongue laugh
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 07:52 AM
its even more disturbing that the image in the article isn't of the man in question, but of 'a similar operation several years ago'! is this common?
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 09:22 AM
do you think having a penis transplanted to ur arm is common? is it good to move your arm and get smacked in the face by your wang?
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 07:20 AM
Good they didn't grow it on his head - "hey you dickhead!"
Accipiter
in the Northern Hemisphere, unless They have lied.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 | 11:04 PM
I've heard of things like this being done with ears or pieces of skull, but this is a new one to me. I wonder if he's going to be the proud owner of a pair of Neuticles? Maybe he can be their spokesman.
Charybdis
in Hell
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 | 05:48 AM
No ma! I was just, uh... scratchin' my arm! Yeah, that's it. Just scratchin' my arm.
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 | 06:45 AM
LOL Chary

They did say int he article that he was getting silicon implants to simulate testicles, so yep, Neuticles.
Accipiter
in the Northern Hemisphere, unless They have lied.
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 | 08:02 AM
Ah, but will he get the one and only genuine Neuticles, or will he be fobbed off with some cheap inferior discount-store substitute? I know that if my time ever comes for neutering, then I will settle for nothing less than the real Neuticles, so that my self-esteem will be fully retained and I can keep my natural good looks. Yes, I can then proudly display them to the world and declare, "I am a man (genetically speaking, if not necessarily physically), and my pride remains! And when I go running, they make a soothing clacking noise that helps me keep time."
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 | 08:13 AM
I was giggling at the start of your post but I spit my diet coke when I saw the bit about a "clacking noise". Now I've got to clean up, lol.
Accipiter
in the Northern Hemisphere, unless They have lied.
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 08:40 AM
My apologies, madam. If I ever meet you in person, I shall be sure to buy you a new Diet Coke and a napkin to make up for your sad loss. But since I probably shan't ever meet you, I'll just sit here and sing Coca-Cola theme songs for your benefit. Maybe I can get some Neuticles and use them as castanets for musical accompaniment.
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