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Warning - 1997 contender for the worlds worst joke award.
Posted By:
Sharruma
Apr 13, 2005
 Two whales are out swimming together one day; Tania and Diana.

After a few miles they see a ship on the horizon and head towards it.

'If we squirt water from our blowholes hard enough, maybe we can sink that
ship' Tania commented.

'That sounds like fun,' Diana replied.

So they hit the ship with everything they had and sure enough under the dual
bombardment the ship began to sink.

Tania started to grab the sailors in her mouth and eat them. After the third
she realised that Diana wasn't joining her

'Come on,' she said, 'tuck in.'

'No thanks,' replied Diana, 'I'm willing to give blow jobs, but I won't
swallow the seamen.'

*And, I'll get my coat.*
Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 6

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Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 09:15 PM
I think it should be bumped up from 1997 contender to 2005 contender. That's a very painful joke. You should be very ashamed of yourself, Sharruma!
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 05:42 AM
LOL, I found it funny.
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 04:12 PM
LOL - I thought it was funny too! smile
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 03:26 AM
It was definitely a "I'll get my coat" moment. I have them all the time. Sharruma, is that something you picked up from the Fast Show or did you get it from somewhere else? Ever since I saw that skit, I have a "I'll get my coat" moment at least once a day. It's one of my favorite sayings.
Ecky78
in Australia
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 | 06:10 PM
Great joke! I'm a chick and I still think it is a very funny joke. Good work smile
Sin Gili
in QLD
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 | 02:29 PM
i dont get the coat bit, but the rest of it is funny
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