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Puns
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Posted By:
Evildream
in You mamas house
Apr 13, 2005
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The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country's leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
There was a guy who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape. This to incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed in the paper the next day. Small medium at large.
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Alex
in San Diego
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 01:07 PM
So many hoaxaholics! At last, I feel like I'm not alone. Thank god for the internet. Ten years ago I would meet people at parties and tell them that I was studying hoaxes, and they'd look at me like I was a complete nut (except for my wife... thank god I met her). Anyway, people still look at me like I'm a nut when I tell them I study hoaxes, but at least I know I'M NOT ALONE! I have a name for my disease. I'm a hoaxaholic.
Of course, you all are facilitators, facilitating each other's hoaxaholism. Thanks to you all I'll now never free myself from this condition. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 02:35 PM
3, 5, 7 & 8
Not as bad as some of the others here. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 02:37 PM
Winona de Pooh wrote:
I'm sure they survived just fine. I don't think I have that much real influence on them. 
Yes. I reality, my girl is called Judith. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 02:39 PM
Alex wrote:
Ten years ago I would meet people at parties and tell them that I was studying hoaxes, and they'd look at me like I was a complete nut (except for my wife... thank god I met her)
I think she was collecting hoaxes....
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Myst
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 03:29 PM
Alex, it is your fault we are all hoxaholics. You started the Museum of Hoaxes weblog and the forum. We came to visit and you trapped us in your web of hoaxes! |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 | 03:33 PM
AGH!!!!!!!! It's the Website of Dooom. Run away, run away! |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 | 07:55 PM
3,4,5,6,8,10...
But I can stop anytime necessary, just like with smoking!
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Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 | 08:04 PM
Okay, I missed reading CP's #11. I have to add that one on too... |
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