Does she automatically get custody of the kids too?
Razzle Berry
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 02:05 AM
Yeah, ever notice how much of a slut barbie is, ok there's those new "Beach Fun" or whatever dolls and she looks like christina fucking agularia in "Dirty" then she dumps Ken who has like a zillion jobs, he is handsome and responsible and an all around good guy, then when the beach ones come out she goes out with astripper Surfur person
There is a pregnacy barbie that came out a few years ago. At the time I was dating a guy that worked at a toy store. At the time she came out my boyfriend and I joke that a STD barbie would come soon after that.
My ex's was the back of her neck. All I had to do was brush it with my fingers, even during an argument, and she'd lose her train of thought, and get all goosebumpy, and, well, 'amorous'.
Which part of "easily accessible" did you not get Winona? We shouldn't have to grope for it. We should be able to just reach out and smack it when we're interested. Hey, that's an idea! It should be on your face for easy smackin'!
Please don't hurt me.
My friend's girlfriend would pretty much lose control if you kissed her. Anywhere. On the neck, arm, fingers, back, whatever. She just instantly switched into "the mood". For me it's just a woman really close to me breathing in my ear. I will actually fall over if it goes on too long.
For a while I used to modify Barbies. My favorite one was a punk one that I really wish I had kept. Nearly shaved head with a little black stubble, fishnet stockings, punk style makeup, the works. It was very cool.
Being male, my turned on switch is pretty easy to flip.
"Would you take the garbage out?"
"Wanna do it?"
"There's a dead mouse in the basement."
"Gross. Wanna do it?"
"Oh my god, someone just shot at me!"
"That prick! Wanna do it?"
"Aliens just landed and killed your mom!"
"Later. Wanna do it?"
I think you see where I'm going with this...
X Member
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 10:23 AM
mmmmmmmm, not yet I don't.
LaMa
in Europe Member
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:39 PM
The problem with women is, they have so many switches, you're never sure you use the right one for the occasion. Even without the added point that each model works entirely differently.
It's rather like flying a jumbojet. A whole
goddam checklist of hundreds of switches and checks to go over for half an hour at least or so and then it seems she never wants to leave the runway and start to fly.
