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Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 09:34 PM
Very funny... and actually wouldn't surprise me a bit considering the state of affairs (no pun intended) today... |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 01:37 AM
Does she automatically get custody of the kids too? |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 05:05 AM
Yeah, ever notice how much of a slut barbie is, ok there's those new "Beach Fun" or whatever dolls and she looks like christina fucking agularia in "Dirty" then she dumps Ken who has like a zillion jobs, he is handsome and responsible and an all around good guy, then when the beach ones come out she goes out with astripper Surfur person |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 05:13 AM
Gosh, you seem mighty het up about it, Razzle Berry.
Isn't the surfer person supposed to be Ken anyway?
Pah, never much liked Barbie.
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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 10:47 AM
I played with a Gem doll. It wasn't until I was older that I realized that she was getting "turned on" by a switch on her back. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:01 PM
Maegan, you upset my world! Then isn't that the normal way???!!!!!  |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:06 PM
All women should have easily accessible "turned on" switches. Then we wouldn't have to work so hard.
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Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:22 PM
We do. Men just have a hard time finding it.
(That sounds over the top, even to me. Sorry!) |
Dany
in Waco, Texas
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:28 PM
There is a pregnacy barbie that came out a few years ago. At the time I was dating a guy that worked at a toy store. At the time she came out my boyfriend and I joke that a STD barbie would come soon after that. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:30 PM
My ex's was the back of her neck. All I had to do was brush it with my fingers, even during an argument, and she'd lose her train of thought, and get all goosebumpy, and, well, 'amorous'. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:42 PM
Rod, that's not the kind of spot I meant. 
But I'll just stop while I'm ahead.... :-D |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:54 PM
Which part of "easily accessible" did you not get Winona? We shouldn't have to grope for it. We should be able to just reach out and smack it when we're interested. Hey, that's an idea! It should be on your face for easy smackin'! 
Please don't hurt me.
My friend's girlfriend would pretty much lose control if you kissed her. Anywhere. On the neck, arm, fingers, back, whatever. She just instantly switched into "the mood". For me it's just a woman really close to me breathing in my ear. I will actually fall over if it goes on too long. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:56 PM
Of course, I think we're going off topic again. Go figure.
Alright everyone! Post your "turned on" switch. You know, just in case we ever accidentally meet in person.
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Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:56 PM
I know that's not the spot you meant. But you DID say easily accessible...
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 01:04 PM
HAAA!!!! that is funny....
Reminds me of Gangsta Bitch Barbie.
http://www.chillibomb.com/barbie/pages/gangsta-barbie_jpg.htm |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 01:07 PM
For a while I used to modify Barbies. My favorite one was a punk one that I really wish I had kept. Nearly shaved head with a little black stubble, fishnet stockings, punk style makeup, the works. It was very cool. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 01:15 PM
Being male, my turned on switch is pretty easy to flip.
"Would you take the garbage out?"
"Wanna do it?"
"There's a dead mouse in the basement."
"Gross. Wanna do it?"
"Oh my god, someone just shot at me!"
"That prick! Wanna do it?"
"Aliens just landed and killed your mom!"
"Later. Wanna do it?"
I think you see where I'm going with this...
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 01:23 PM
mmmmmmmm, not yet I don't. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 03:39 PM
The problem with women is, they have so many switches, you're never sure you use the right one for the occasion. Even without the added point that each model works entirely differently.
It's rather like flying a jumbojet. A whole
goddam checklist of hundreds of switches and checks to go over for half an hour at least or so and then it seems she never wants to leave the runway and start to fly. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 03:50 PM
That was just beautiful LaMa.
Women should be like motorcycles - one good kick and they're rearin' to go.
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