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I Predict:
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Posted By:
Hairy Houdini
Apr 10, 2005
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I, (type your name), hereby predict: (fill in your prediction), by (give ETA).
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Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 08:27 PM
I, Hairy, predict Stephen will pass pellets when he gets back to work on Monday and reads all our barbed comments on his lame attempt to get chicks on his "Female Wanted" thread. Only a couple of hours left if you want to insult him a bit. I mean, I don't know if I'd give him the ED treatment, but I think he deserves a good pile-on, just because he's occasionally a wanker. I could be wrong. Your turn |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 08:30 PM
I, Hairy, also predict that George W. Bush will outlaw the Wankel Rotary Engine, and Stephen, by this time next week. No Wankels, No Wankers |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 08:31 PM
I, Hairy, also predict that Winking in Public will become illegal in The States by the end of April. No Winking, No Wankels, No Wankers. That Stinks |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 08:49 PM
I, Rod, predict that Stephen will pull out his closest gun and go postal soon after logging on to the site on Monday morning. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 09:44 PM
I, Rod, predict that Hairy's ring will grow.
NO, not that one, the fairy ring in his lawn. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 01:11 AM
I, Smerk, predict that I'll post a joke in the next 10 minutes thanks to Hairy's no winking policy... |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 07:03 AM
I, Just a random guy, predict that my baby seal avatar will hypnotize you all with its complete half-circle smile, forcing you to follow my commands and send me $20 5 minutes after you read this post... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 07:11 AM
I predict that any random guy who uses a seal as an Avatar will eventually get his Butt kicked!!!
Now, if it was a baby seal getting clubed, that might be acceptable.
A note "I do not support the clubbing of seals in any way, only because I don't wan't PETA officials all over me." |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 10:08 AM
I, Charybdis, hereby predict: that a topic posted by Alex will result in an argument between the "why do you need proof, why can't you take things on faith" group (usually only one or two people posting under different names) and the "if we took everything only on faith we would still be living in caves eating tree bark" group (usually Rod, Cranky, etc) with intermittent Hairyisms thrown in for good measure, within one month.
Or am I making this too easy? |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 10:27 AM
I, Nick, predict that 'Sir' Stephen will be back, probably in disguise, perhaps as 'Lord' or 'Baron' Stephen |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 12:36 PM
I've decided to post a series of predictions for the whole week, these will be accurate to 100% based on the fact that they will be short and open to interpretation however I like.
Monday - Something work related will happen.
Tuesday - Tuesday has something to do with Cars.
Wednesday - A Dog will be involved.
Thursday - This is plant related, probably trees.
Friday - The sun seems to dominate for this day.
Saturday - The colour blue features strongly today
Sunday - I sense death strongly for this day.
I think most of you will find my predictions extraordinarily accurate. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 01:09 PM
WOW! John Edwards has been posting under the name Sharruma!
Things make a little more sense now...
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Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 01:21 PM
Sharruma -
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!! |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 01:51 PM
Starts making wooo noises
and follows it up with the theme from the twilight zone. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 01:52 PM
*mutters*
That was supposed to read spooky woooo noises. :( |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 04:17 PM
I, Hairy, predict:That Sport Utility Vehicles, or SUVs, will be replaced by Human Powered Vehicles, or HPVs, by the first day of Summer. I predict that this will include varied forms, such as the Favorite Exercise Excursion Transport, or FEET, the Basic Inertia and Kinetic Energizer, or BIKE, and the Suburban Transport Rolling Oscillation Lad Lorry Exporter, or STROLLER |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 04:21 PM
I'm sorry - I left the "R" out of the Stroller gag. That "R" stands for: "R" we gonna pay these high gas prices? Sure we will, I predict |
Alex
in San Diego
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 04:42 PM
Protect Stephen? Protect him from what? Evil monsters? |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 05:09 PM
Protection from torch-toting, pitchfork-poking citizens of Hoaxsylvania, would be my guess. "All things in moderation, including moderators", that's my motto |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 05:10 PM
Actually, my motto's "Eat Or Go Home", but I predict you knew that |
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