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Smerk
in to mischief
Apr 09, 2005
 Okay. It's here. Now I want to post two pics...

The first is a pic of how I wish (and I'm sure many of the blokes wish too) I looked in a thong.

Chainmail bikini

And this is a picture of me in the smallest thong I own.

Enjoy!
Category: Photos-Videos; Replies: 29

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Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:50 PM
Very funny... smile

Wasn't what I expected though... when I read "smallest thong I own" I expected a pair of panties like from the Bridget Jones movies. You know the GIANT ones...
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:56 PM
Nope, when I say small, I mean small!
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:57 PM
Damn, Smerk. That's just as sexy as my thong shot, if not more.

Long brown hair, no hard labour (he he), and a digital camera good enough to take pictures of fingerprints. I'm not obsessed, just observant.

Oh, and one 'thumb thong'.

And don't they say that if the second and third fingers are the same length, that it means you're a werewolf?

hmmm
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 11:00 PM
I don't know about that. But it looks like that because of the way my hand's all scrunched up...

And the camera is pretty good (3.2 Megapixel Olympus)

And as for the gorgeous brunette...well, the only things I have of that costume are the boots and the sword! smirk
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 11:09 PM
Sure, not like a werewolf would try to throw us off of their track or anything... LOL

And the hair I was referring to was caught in your thong. (ooh, that's a scary statement all on its own!)

And who said gorgeous? tongue laugh Just kidding.

I don't rate people on their looks. I care not what someone looks like, I care about how they think. (I could prove that with a pic of my ex, but hey, I don't really wanna post it without her knowing. Or do I?)
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 11:15 PM
Crap, I was hoping no-one would notice... I didn't notice that hair until I posted the pic! LOL

It's also a nice bit of (unintentional) advertising too...
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 06:28 AM
sure it was rolleyes
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 04:25 AM
I own some of them too Smerk! I thought they would be a great way for me to give myself a foot massage when I can't con hubby into doing it. I think I've used them a total of oh oh two times?

And because they are from the body shop they cost the equivilant of a small African country!
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 09:28 AM
Are there any SMALL african countries? or just countries we don't know exist?
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 01:53 PM
There's Miraga, a country about the size of a quarter, where Zulu tribesman Wgasa keeps his spare change (No one will take the money because then the fire ant that lives there will declare war).
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 02:48 PM
WARNING! ONLY SCROLL DOWN IF YOU ARE EIGHTEEN AND WANT TO SEE A CUTE UNDERAGED CHICK WITH A HAIRY PUSSY!






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Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 10:00 PM
That's so cute CP! LOL
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 12:10 AM
Okay. And here's the thong photo that started it all.

Sorry, Rod!
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 07:20 AM
Awwww, so cute!
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 08:03 AM
Here's a pic I found the other day.

I don't remember where.

Before you say it's inappropriate, take a CLOSE look at what you're actually seeing.

315big.jpg

It's a woman's hand on a Compaq moouse.
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 01:17 PM
and that can make you feel sick and confused at the same time
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 01:42 PM
Since we're posting fake porn, I thought I'd share this dirty apple:
th_d97_Apple_of_my_Eye.jpg
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 02:17 PM
Real porn
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ha you looked
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 02:18 PM
sry

im only kiding
Python, formerly known as English Teacher
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 06:05 PM
helloooooo, Evil.

rrrremember me??

tongue wink
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