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Joke: women’s ass study
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Winona
in USA
Apr 09, 2005
 WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!
I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too fat...

10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and
they would have married him anyway.
Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 19

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Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 09:10 PM
Argh, I forgot once again to mark the post's category. Sorry.
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 09:11 PM
Don't think I have ever remembered to do that!

red face
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 09:12 PM
Love the joke BTW... smile
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 09:21 PM
I was actually born without an ass. They super-glued Tupperware onto my lower part. That seems to work out fine. The trick is burping out the air, so your meat doesn't get freezer burn
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 09:33 PM
So Hairy...

Are you saying you have meat in your ass???
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 09:51 PM
Well, if he does, it's well preserved...

tongue wink
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 09:54 PM
I wonder if it's "smoked sausage."

cool smile
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:09 PM
Well, if it's not smoked, it soon will be.

Or so Raoul once told me...
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:18 PM
Yeah, I heard that too.

I was trying to convince Stephen the other day that he didn't want a woman who was a complete "non-smoker" as in pole smoking...

Don't think he had a clue what I meant...

Between that and him looking for a chick when he supposedly already has a girlfriend has led me to believe that he's been hoaxing us all along about having a g/f...
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:28 PM
Well, he could just be a two-timing dick, as he says he always posts from work...

Man, this is gonna be fun. Deflecting flak from both Hairy AND Stephen...

I wonder if Raoul ever got his Satellite to its destination... and if he ever got his food cooked smile
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:32 PM
Hairy is around tonight... I spoke (sort of) with him earlier. Stephen is gone till Monday though. He can bitch at me all he wants though... I've lost all respect for him since he's "acquired" his new title. If I were to guess what member of the "court" he was I wouldn't guess a knight though, maybe Court Jester... but then again he's not that funny even though he tries! smile
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:37 PM
Hmmm...no sight (or smell) of Raoul yet! But that depends on whether he's going East or West coast first...

*sniff sniff* Oh no, what's that smell?
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:43 PM
Hey Smerk,

What time is it there? 1:45am early on Sunday morning here...

Yes, I know I could figure it out for myself with a little work, but that's what friends are for right?

smile
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 10:45 PM
2.45 pm. Go check out the new entry on the forum!
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
 Member
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 06:03 AM
I havn't met this Raoul dude (seeing on only being here for less than a week) and something tells me he's worse than stephen (excuse me sir stephen)
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 07:32 AM
Excuse ME... it's Pope Raoul, from the rumors I'm hearing
Charybdis
in Hell
 Member
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 11:20 AM
Raoul's harmless, unless you're Stephen. Just a tad eccentric, though.
stork
Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 | 05:03 PM
Sir Stephen is the usurper of princedom. Tarry they not long, who tred there. Raoul - the rrrred hot lover; well, I don't want to think about what (whose) meat is in Hairy's ass.
aaabougahli
in egypt
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 | 06:28 PM
ahy whts up
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